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I don’t get very many asks (none) but I really wanted to do one of those like “tag your otp” prompt thingos that would be weird to post on ao3, but like, hella perfect to post here so… here we are:

The Klance ~ Modern AU ~ Edition

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold.  

Lance is kind of used to having his mom baby him when he’s sick, so now that he’s moved out and his mom isn’t there to fix everything, he’s frantically reading symptoms on WebMD and diagnosing himself with stage 4 cancer.

2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 

Depends what show. I’d say both Keith and Lance get hella invested in TV shows and throw the remote, then spend like… hours trying to find it the next day.

3. Gets the worst road rage.

Probably Keith. Angery boyo. He can’t help that people don’t know how to drive.

4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 

Keith. It’s his Alone Time™ let him have this.

5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 

Lance always forgets something and he hates forgetting things so he just packs everything. It’s better to have too much than forget something he needed… Keith, however, disagrees. 

6. Hates the in-laws. 

Keith. But Lance knows this so he’s skilled at steadily steering them away from asking Keith too many questions. Lance is more than happy to answer for Keith. 

7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 

Where Keith will sit straight up in bed and stumble towards the bathroom when the alarm goes off, Lance just… keeps… hitting the snooze button until he’s ready. (Time is an illusion anyway). ((Keith insists that’s not how it works)).

8. Makes the other late for work. 

Lance “yeah, yeah I’m COMING, jesus” McClain continues to make Keith “Lance, 15 minutes and we’re leaving okay? … Lance?” Kogane late all the time. Because they’re good boyos and carpool to work to Save The Environment™ 

9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 

They rarely have to babysit but when they DO, Keith would definitely leave the television on to do the entertaining. Lance LOVES kids though and always wants to play with them so this rarely happens. There was that one time however…

10. Takes in the stray dog.

Keith. He relates, poor dude, and animals just stick to him.

“He was in the rain, Lance. I wasn’t just going to leave him there.” and Lance kisses his head and says they can keep it because Lance is just as bad at saying no to Keith as Keith is to saying no to strays.

11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 

Keith, only because he’s awake at crazy hours.

12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over.

I think they both do this. But Keith is better at remembering to put his away than Lance is.

13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.

Keith is relatively easy going when it comes to food, and Lance cares for like a millisecond before they both break down and order take-out. But that’s another whole thing because it takes Lance a while to figure out what he’s feeling like.

14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 

Lance. He tries to set alarms on his phone but his instinct is to snooze them. So, Keith has picked up the habit of texting or calling Lance an hour, half hour, and fifteen minutes before all appointments. Lance has to remind Keith about therapy though because Keith doesn’t like going and will “forget”.

15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 

Lance only does this as a joke. If Keith is having a relatively bad Brain Day, Lance will gently coax him into taking a shower, brushing his teeth ect. but Lance is able to read a room and can tell if Keith is in the mood for a little light bribing.

16. Picks the movies. 

They alternate picking because Keith likes whatever Lance likes and Lance likes whatever Keith likes.

17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 

Oh, this screams Keith. “Lance, if we don’t put support somewhere in the middle and two ends, it’s going to collapse.” Lance ends up tackling Keith, tickling his sides and saying how cute he is. The fort, inevitably, falls and Keith pretends to be mad.

18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 

I think Keith has a bad habit of taking his anger out on himself. But Lance will kiss him dizzy and make sure his injuries aren’t infected, because Keith doesn’t care enough to do it himself. 

19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 

Lance “can’t stand iPhone games” because the “screen’s too small” but Keith somehow always finds him playing them.  

20. Kills the spiders. 

Keith, but he doesn’t kill them. He scoops them onto a paper towel and lets them free out the window or door. Lance doesn’t get it. 

21. Hogs the blankets.

Lance.

22. Takes pranks too far. 

KEITH. He likes the competition and isn’t always aware when something has crossed a line. He won’t ever do anything that’ll actually harm or publicly embarrass Lance, but he will be a little extreme. Lance will usually have to tell him to stop and Keith always obliges. 

23. Makes the dirty jokes. 

Lance, and he won’t give it up until Keith acknowledges that it was funny.

24. Keeps a piggy bank. 

Mr. Lance. His youngest sibling gave it to him and loves telling her that he uses it all the time.

25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast.

Keith.

26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk.

Neither. But inebriated Keith likes to tell the story of when Shiro did.

27. Trips over their own feet. 

Keith. Lance has been instructed to “not notice”. 

28. Makes the other go for a walk. 

Lance. Keith lacks self preservation.

29. Whines until they get what they want. 

LANCE. Lance Lance Lance. He usually doesn’t have to whine for long though.

30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 

It depends on the situation… 

Keith in an animal shelter? He’s melting on the inside.

“Just one more cat, Lance. Look at how sad she looks.” *prods at cat through cage* “Hi! Hi little girl! You’re so pretty!” 

And Lance tries to act tough with spiders. It generally doesn’t work out. “I’m serious! The little shit tried to attack me!”

31. Talks the most, says the least.

Lance.

32. Talks the least, says the most.

Keith.

*slamming fists on table* HE DESERVES BETTER

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

I love that bottom one!

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

andrew “I dont have to forgive my abusers” minyard

andrew “I don’t have to recover immediately” minyard

andrew “abuse affects people” minyard

andrew “not everyone copes well” minyard

andrew “not all abuse victims are good victims” minyard

andrew “victims aren’t immediately or always okay” minyard

andrew “it takes time to move on” minyard

All for the Game Moodboards: [3-?] Andrew Minyard

3 mice (oil on canvas 12″x12″)

redbubble!

reblog and put your zodiac sign + what sauce you use for your chicken nuggets in the tags

when neil and andrew finally catch up w the real world and get iphones, neil discovers neko atsume and every single time a new cat shows up he screenshots it and sends it to andrew with the caption “!!”. everytime.

the holy trinity

when neil and andrew finally catch up w the real world and get iphones, neil discovers neko atsume and every single time a new cat shows up he screenshots it and sends it to andrew with the caption “!!”. everytime.

when neil and andrew finally catch up w the real world and get iphones, neil discovers neko atsume and every single time a new cat shows up he screenshots it and sends it to andrew with the caption “!!”. everytime.

Why is this so funny to me

Some happy Harry to ease your mind :)