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@claud2002

omgggg hiiiiiii💖
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dweebspace

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

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memewhore
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kitstacean

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

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wormofmouth

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

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orcboxer

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

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skajador
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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

oh my god yes this counts. what the fuck. this is like the single worst thing you could do to yourself for no reason. this is actual self harm

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ok-dingo

me using every ounce of concentration to see the brown part on minecraft steve's face as a beard for like 0.2 milliseconds before it immediately turns back into a smiley face in my mind's eye

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i don't need to know anything about raul to love him but he reminds me of my abuelo (r.i.p.) and he gets pissed off that people say tucson wrong (valid) and that already endeared him to me so now i have to learn everything about him. where should i start. who are the raul obsessed people i should follow if i'm not already. please. i beg of you. send me to the people as unhinged about raul as i am about deacon and x6-88. i need this. who has raul as their babygirl.

btw this is absolutely the place for self promotion. pspspspspspspsps come here raul fans.

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dotsz

art takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont make art for the rest of my life ill die

i dont understand AI tech bros. "it streamlines the process so you dont have to spend as much time making it" why do it at all then if you just want to skip straight to the end? isn't that the fun part? don't you love sketching and redoing concepts over and over again and making it better and going over it again and again until you make something that really feels like it's yours even if it's not "perfect" in a technical sense? isn't that the whole point?

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tumblr's current ceo is really setting his reputation in stone here because when this site inevitably gets sold again everyone's just going to start saying that the new owner took over after the last one died in a hammer car explosion

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goonmypenis

i drew this like a month ago and i am TERRIFIED to post anything on here but ive been convinced

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arcade gannon truly is so real for aiming every joke he makes to an audience of exclusively himself. like nobody around him gets his references to history/art/literature but he doesn't care because he sees the perfect opportunity to make a reference and he never fails to do so. hes so real for that

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