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rose-colored girl

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rachel // #1 clizzy stan
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pollyjean

me in 1834: hey so i’m not happy with how president jackson is running our country, what political party should i join

kentucky senator henry clay: *hands me his business card*

me: *reads it*

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me taking an order: do you need any sauce with your chicken/fries?

customer: no i’m good

me: *delivers food to their table and starts to head back to do other jobs*

customer: can i get some honey mustard and bbq sauce for my chicken?

me: 

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Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

this feels appropriate

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