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Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

14 hours until my top surgery now. way too surreal

theyre gone......no more tittiesssssss

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

Honestly some Mondays I find myself wishing that we could have a normal strength ice mummy

this is why I can't fucking stand liberals. we could have a Monday with no ice mummy at all if we recovered the sacred blade once used to seal it beneath the mountain. but instead we're out here arguing about how strong it should be.

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

I made a comic about Godzilla. 

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Biblically accurate Falin

What even

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it