Zuko: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Zuko: *aggressively throws a water jug and water bottles*
Katara: Uh... what's up with him?
Sokka: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Zuko: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Aang, crying: It's working.
Something something the moon and the sun constantly chasing after each other for all eternity… ft. Dragon Spirit Zuko & Koi Spirit Sokka
Iroh, going over Zuko’s resume when they’re applying to work at the tea house: okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative
Zuko: yes
Iroh: okay… may I know what you create?
Zuko: problems
so there's this animated show, it's pretty underground but i really like it
(these are made by me btw I've been hyperfixating to the point of sleep deprivation)
Toph: What are your adjectives?
Zuko: Uhm, you mean my pronouns?
Toph: No, I know what your pronouns are. What are your adjectives?
Zuko: I...don't know. What are yours?
Toph: Noisy and chaotic.
Zuko: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
First time player, in an ancient Greek temple:
he got a nat 20
Aang: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Sokka: The car takes a screenshot.
Katara: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
the fire hazard siblings and their silly kyoshi warrior lovers.
Zukka Witch/Familar AU
Sokka’s magic is limited, he knows he’s not as powerful as his sister and their friends. He’s never been good with spell work, and is clumsy with his castings. He’s always tried to shy away from the magic world, and focus more towards the math and science. That’s why he started apprenticeship with an Alchemist, to try to use the little magic he has and focus it on stuff he’s actually good at.
Zuko was cursed with being a Dragon shifter, said his father. His father and his sister were both born as Phoenixes, yet he born to a different breed. His father was disgusted, but decided to work Zuko to the bone in becoming a killing machine. Zuko had work 15 years of his life preparing for the witch that might summon him. The witch would truly be his biggest challenge, they would be powerful and he would have to assist them into any war they bring.
But after his fifteenth birthday, he decided to run away. He wants his life to become his, not a weapon to be used. Him and his uncle have been traveling the world in secret for a year now, trying to find a normal life to live. At age 16, they were able to settle down in a small village, where nobody should be able to find them.
Of course, peace was never an option. Because one day, Sokka had to walk into their small village and pick up a few things for his boss. It was a normal day, until the familiar bond was pulled, yanking Zuko and Sokka from their decent lives. Now, Zuko is stuck babysitting a clumsy baby witch who’s magic is not what he was imagining at all. Definitely thought a witch with a Dragon familiar would be powerful. He guessed wrong.
All Sokka wants to know why his familiar is being so mean to him. Yeah sure, he’s not powerful, he understands the disappointment, but he’s trying. He’s never asked for any of this in his life! If he could be powerful, he would, but he’s not! He wishes this guy would at least act nice like his Uncle. If anything, he was hoping to get a badger frog as a familiar. He did not see a dragon coming.
Who knew a little nerd could become a dragon’s treasure?
Zuko: *is carrying all the groceries*
Sokka: *offers a hand out to help*
Zuko: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Sokka’s hand*
Toph: how dumb do they think we are?
Sokka: sometimes zuko leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
Sokka: Zuko, do you love me?
Zuko: Of course I do
Sokka: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Zuko: Well, of course I… would…
Sokka: I mean something really, really—
Zuko: Sokka, what did you do?
Synopsis: Janus is an old-fashioned vampire, living secluded in an archaic mansion past the outskirts of town. On one particular night, four intruders decide to snoop around his house, leaving Janus delighted at the opportunity of a few free meals. However, he decides he has plenty of time to play with the group before killing them to satisfy his own gluttony, and so decides to keep them around as his temporary pets… nothing more, nothing less.
Warnings: Initial dubcon/noncon, mild language, hypnosis, possessiveness, vampire Janus, bloodsucking, wrist/neck biting, blood, sexual content
