(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

dont recall downloading these. putting it here

oh my god mobile formatting fucking killed him

this is badasss

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

we don’t talk enough about how hard la la land slapped