we can´t call it the enterprise

Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it

Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don't fucking do it

Psych – 4.02: He Dead

Stargate SG-1 | 4x06 - Window of Opportunity

ER • 9.11 | A Little Help From My Friends

Hmm. Thinking once again about the parallels. The differences. How badly Jean wanted Kevin to look back at him, versus how Jeremy looks to him first in every room. How Jean taught Kevin French because he was lonely and scared and lovestruck, versus Jeremy willingly and happily learning specifically southern French just so Jean has someone to speak it with. Jean getting in trouble for staring a little too hard at magazine photos of Jeremy versus Jean noticing how Jeremy tries to win his attention back so that he’ll keep looking at him. Jean’s years of only being touched in anger with pain as the result, versus Jeremy pulling his hands away from self-harming, stepping out of his space when Jean needs it, pressing so comfortingly against him on the bus that Jean wants to memorise the feeling of him. Jeremy wanting to be chosen, Jean saying he’ll choose him every time. They are each other’s answers. Forever partners chosen out of care and respect and joy, and not as a way to survive the war. It’s all there if you have eyes to see

how it feels knowing that jeremy canonically has a fat ass

And we all know what emoji an ass is !

Inside me are two wolves. One wants a soft and tender first jerejean kiss. The other wants Jean to eat Jeremy whole.

for every second i see ur ad, i want to buy your thing less and less. exponentially. don't give me a 15 second unskipable ad, i'm gonna start a smear campaign in ur name. i'm gonna specifically unrecommend your brand, even if i haven't used your product once. i'm gonna lower your stock and steal your wife you Bitch.

Jean sees Jeremy go on his toes to kiss him all of once and then either bends down or puts Jeremy on a counter or something similar every other time

Jean picking Jeremy up under his knees and hauling him onto the counter and kissing him until his lips bruise and Jeremy’s hands snaking down Jean’s back, into his jeans and past his underwear and Jean groaning and ripping Jeremy’s shirt off and one thing leads to another and the next thing they know Jeremy’s screaming Jean’s name and the grip he has on the cabinet handle is so tight that he nearly rips it off the shitty plywood door

RIPPING Jeremy’s shirt off??

I want to like all the posts about Jeremy hooking up with Nicky and Andrew and whatever but Jeremy has a type and it’s not them 😭 like he’s the only one who explicitly has a type . Tall dark haired men. Andrew’s 5 feet tall

New question why did all the Trojans kinda abandon Jeremy at that banquet

I think it was partially to keep up appearances? they're known for being social and interacting w everyone and Not having issues so it'd suspicious if half the upperclassmen suddenly disappeared which probably would've caused issues for jeremy

Hmmm I did wonder that but then Laila switched seats when he came back and I was like girl 💀. Not even a check in . Idk I don’t think we know why she hates smoking but his first banquet back and he got harassed like, immediately I assumed we’d get like a r u ok?

idk, i don't feel like she'd get a truthful answer from him in public? he's very much a press person and I think he'd be too worried about someone hearing and making assumptions than being honest about his feelings

not trying to argue i promise!! I just kinda get her

Oh I didn’t think u were ! I wasn’t either, I genuinely was just lost on it! But yeah you could be right !! That’s very valid about worrying about ppl hearing

I know !! ur good !!

i just know I come off as argumentative a lot ajdbsj

Lol it’s ok I do too sometimes ! I get u

Arctic Wolf by Daniel

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE [2010] RIVERDALE: S1E10 [2016]

so it’s mentioned in the book that edward has to swallow wedding cake and what I wanna know is when he coughed it up. like when did he have time

@emmettmccartycullen i need your official commentary on the entire series pls

Twilight Heritage Post

lestat hates spaghetti lol

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

neck tattoo that says "notice me senpai"