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starcunning

@starcunning / starcunning.tumblr.com

a star-cunning sorcerer call me star! they/them. welcome to the shitpost pipeline, with intermittent bursts of original content.

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something I've been curious about recently and yet another "was my childhood just kinda weird?" thing I've been wondering, but:

* to be clear, I mean a storm with lightning specifically, not just heavy rains.

My shower has a skylight over it and there is nothing so soothing as showering during a storm in the dark. Ultimate therapeutic experience of lying down on the pavement in the rain except perfectly warm

Is there beef with the Holstein cows and you or what was that joke lol

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It's kind of wild It's just never come up on this blog before, but I HATE holsteins. Bottom 10 cow breeds for me. I hate how they're so common they account for the majority of milk produced. I hate that they're the "default" cow to the point where some don't even know cattle HAVE other colors. I hate their tiny horns (IF THEY EVEN HAVE THAT. LOSER ASS HORNLESS COW) and their painfully massive udders.

Legit I'm trying so hard to not launch into a No Mouth Must Scream style AM speech-- shoot my hand slipped.

(AM speech about why i dont like holsteins below the cut)

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

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ice-dispenser

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

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occasionally-gay

What the fuck did i just watch.

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askasexual

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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acemer1in
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