Emeralds;

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Cinderella

I'm flipping the script on age gap discourse by grooming a 33 year old man

This is almost the premise to Phantom Thread

oh you go to a liberal arts school? thats cute. i go to a marxist arts school. sooooo. you know

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

my tumblr jesters....tell me a funny

guards......take him to the execution room

Feminist killjoys lemme hear you make disapproving noises of distaste at today's misogyny disguised as pop-feminism, woooooooooooo

yeah babe we will fuck eventually just let me complete this sudoku level first

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

HE TRIED

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

Short stories that live in my head rent free and make me go a little crazy:

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman (horror)

Lamb to The Slaughter by Roald Dahl (horror)

We Ate The Children Last by Yann Martel (satire/horror)

The Empty Prison by Matt Dymerski (horror)

The October Game by Ray Bradbury (horror)

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (horror/sci-fi)

A Good Man Is Hard To Find by Flannery O'Connor (horror)

The Last Question by Isaac Asimov (sci-fi)

this is the study snoopy. he bestows good fortune to all the students that cross his path this exam season. he believes in you and so do i

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable