guys I think I kin Victor Frankenstein
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*sucks the liquid out of my spine tap like syrup out of a maple tree*
*slurps up prison chains like a bowl of ramen noodles*
*drinks windex like a glass of lemonade*
*pops lid off of lava lamp and takes a sip*
xineedsleepx reblogged
*sucks the liquid out of my spine tap like syrup out of a maple tree*
*slurps up prison chains like a bowl of ramen noodles*
*drinks windex like a glass of lemonade*
I finally found my account password again so it’s time for more mindless shitposting into the void
hnnrghrghnhh animal crackers;
My hands smell like ketchup
A Great Gatsby themed wedding where the bridesmaid gets hit by a car and the groom gets shot and dramatically falls into a pool
I can’t stop thinking about the soup sandwich
what if there’s like a florida man cult
xineedsleepx reblogged
*sucks the liquid out of my spine tap like syrup out of a maple tree*
*slurps up prison chains like a bowl of ramen noodles*
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I fuc,king spilled Froot Loops™ on the floor
Update: i ate them anyways
I fuc,king spilled Froot Loops™ on the floor
dairy queen
I haven’t seen a gatorade bottle in person for over seven years..,,,..,.,..,,,,.
*sucks the liquid out of my spine tap like syrup out of a maple tree*
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I don’t get why the Catholic Church dissed on vampires and werewolves so much.
Vampires are forbidden? Outrageous.
I don’t get why the Catholic Church dissed on vampires and werewolves so much.