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nobody gives a shit, david

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Maxwell -the well known grumpy, yet adored, ten year old- has grown! Into a grumpy, moody teenager. Please, feel free to ask him some questions. Or call him shitty. Literally, he doesn't give a fuck. Have fun, campers and counselors alike! And goodluck witht his one. [indie rp/ask account]
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Campers! It’s that time of year again!

Max, now seventeen, is back at Camp Campbell as a Junior Camp Counselor! Though, this time around, he’s joined by a childhood friend, Chucky (@alivephiscally) ! He’s not exactly a counselor- Max would argue that he’s just as much of a handful as the other campers.

The Ask Box is open! Feel free to send it questions for either of these boys! Please reblog !!!

Have fun, campers! Campe diem!

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You both need haircuts>:p

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“I haven’t really had the time to go and get my haircut. The end of sophomore year had me fucking swamped with shit to do. It just never crossed my mind, I suppose.” Max shrugged before continuing, “Chucky hasn’t cut his hair since middle school, and I really doubt he’s gonna change that anytime soon. ‘

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Campers! It’s that time of year again!

Max, now seventeen, is back at Camp Campbell as a Junior Camp Counselor! Though, this time around, he’s joined by a childhood friend, Chucky (@alivephiscally) ! He’s not exactly a counselor- Max would argue that he’s just as much of a handful as the other campers.

The Ask Box is open! Feel free to send it questions for either of these boys! Please reblog !!!

Have fun, campers! Campe diem!

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Anonymous asked:

How old are you and how old is David and Gwen?

“I’m sixteen. David’s thirty, Gwens thirty one. Do the math.”

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Anonymous asked:

Are you a slut for ravioli? I'm a slut for ravioli. Ravioli is the god of food.

“I’m more of a Spegettios kinda guy.”

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Anonymous asked:

Have you ever had one of your piercings get infected? My sisters septum piercing was infected and skin also grew over it, so we had to use pliers to get it out. Not a fun day for her.

“Once some shithead tore out the piercing in my right ear. Tore the skin and all. That got infected so fast.”

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Anonymous asked:

You'll get a lazy eye if you keep your hair over your eye like that Maxy

“Hey? Hey. You know whos concern that is? Mine. Fuck off.”

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Anonymous asked:

Ummmm... what do I do if my life is crumbling around me and there’s nothing I could do? Like, say a friend could die and a significant other was moving away.. I’m just asking for a friend...

“If that shits happening, I’m really fucking sorry, kid. That blows major dick.” Max chuckled, though there was no humor in it as he stuffed his hands into his jean pockets.

“Listen, I know it’s.. gloomy now, but it’ll look up. Don’t give up hope. Not ever. This has happened to others before you, and they’ve made it through. You’re just as strong, if not stronger. Just.. keep your head up, okay? There’s rough patches but you’ll make it. I hope things get better very soon.”

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Anonymous asked:

Did you heck up your other eye, or did you just decide to go emo?

“I just happen to have a lot of hair on this side that won’t stay out of my eye.”

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Anonymous asked:

Max what would ypu do if i * attacks david*

“Hey! Knock it off! David’s old, ya might break his fucking back or somethin. I am NOT gonna help his broken ass run this camp if he isn’t putting in full effort.”

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Yo, I just wanted to say I think your really cool and nice, and seeing you help so many people and give advice is dope! (To Max and Mun) also, your eyeliner is so sharp it cut me, congrats on being amazing

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I KEPT THIS IN MY BOX CAUSE IT REAlly kept making me wanna get back into this and I. really appreciate the kind words. Thank you!

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Anonymous asked:

whatcha think an=bout vampires and werewolfs

“Pretty okay, I fucking guess?”

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