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aquariia1-deactivated20140605
the more I think about my past self the more I
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Chalk Zone is real?
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what monty python movie is this
This is the best goddamn thing I have ever seen
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im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will
My friends on Facebook: “THIS DOG IS SO CUTE! LOOK AT IT!”
Those same friends on Tumblr: “I really wanna gag on a cock right now.”
Me on both platforms:
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
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whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much
scrogms
love
kinky! i like it
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I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
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Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Blue Nebula_140318)
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6lacksoul
kweenbrixo
Broooooo
Source: 6lacksoul
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flippy shot!
MISSION STATUS: SICK
One day I hope to find the woman of my dreams to cuddle with every night for the rest of my life. Until then, I’ll just be sitting here getting my ass kicked in Fortnite and cuddling my body pillow like it’s her.
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mrmrswoodman
Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off.
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adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid
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you are not unloveable just because people have treated you poorly
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give her head and self confidence
Seriously.
Do it