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how do we know that dan's family stole his car?

They didn’t steal his car, they sold it once he went to university. He talked about it at the Helsinki ii show. 

This is random, but why don’t you and Dan have cars?D: That is random. But a valid question, okay. P: Well, I don’t think I could be trusted behind a wheel. D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that’s what he’d be like with a car. P: I would. D: So, um. Yeah. There we go. P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don’t feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet. D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn’t care anymore. P: But the other thing is, London’s got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it’s just like, we don’t need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-D: We ain’t got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I’ve never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn’t go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn’t even ask me. Ever since that happened I’m just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don’t even want a car. And I also don’t need to drive. P: No. D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don’t drive on a road with Phil on the loose.