Best Comments on the new Watcher video

why does every farming/life sim game have a different fishing mechanic and no tutorial for it. you pull out your fishing pole and click on the water and the next thing you know hieroglyphics are flying around everywhere, there's a timer in the bottom right counting down from 47.4, and the whole screen is shaking violently and flashing red every time you move your mouse

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

FIRSTPRINCE + ye olde text posts meme

this is like lingerie to me

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

you get me

has this one been done yet

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

We will never experience this again.

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there

SALTBURN 2023 — dir. Emerald Fennell

SALTBURN + letterboxd reviews

#Good for him!!!!!

mavity is still in play lmao I wonder when they're gonna sort that out

[Your vagina is average]