emotional fly swatter

brits will bitch and moan about how usamericans are uncultured then get on bake off and admit they dont know what a tortilla looks like on national television

i want cloaks to be brought back but i dont want to wear one until i know theyre actually back in style. like im not gonna be the one cloak guy in a 50 mile radius, i wanna be one of several in my immediate area and have nobody bat an eye. im too much of a coward to be a cloak guy in our current fashion climate but the utopia of cloak world appears to me in the dreaming hours

grabbing you by the shoulders shaking you violently does it matter does slur discourse fucking matter. who cares if a gay guy says dyke who gives a shit if a lesbian says faggot why is this the hill youre dying on

slur discourse has rotted everyones brains its not a matter of "being x means you can say y" its a matter of respect. why are you saying this word? what does it mean to you? in what contexts are you saying it? are you using it to hurt people? these are the things we should be asking when faced with the reclamation of a hurtful word, not "do you have enough stamps on your Gay Sex card to earn a life-time guarantee FagPass"

i get so mad when i hear things scuttling inside the walls. like yeah yeah we get it…youre a creature. you dont need to rub it in my face that youre capable of scuttling

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Actually you are so right.......

we can all collectively agree the internet has made people weird about dogs

If you don't think people were like this in the 1800's you're a fucking idiot

i do not think people made pictures of dog men having their cocks inflated with a bike pump back then actually

They wanted to but they were limited by the technology of their time.

and

and

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

Anyway pointing out how overturning roe will disproportionately affect people of color especially black people does not hurt the cause of feminism or class consciousness or whatever. It is fine & normal & necessary actually to point out how abortion access is often determined by your zip code or your income or your health insurance & how these issues intersect with systemic racism. Use your brains please

The right knows that all of their plans are unreasonable, can't be enforced, and will lead the groups of people they claim to be protecting dying. Everything they do is about power and subjugation. They don't give a shit about anything else. It's why they're never satisfied, they've internalized cruelty in their hearts, turned it into an entire political system. It's why they can't be reasoned or debated with, they're willful hypocrites, it's all about domination and people constantly fall for the ruse.

It's why things as basic as LGBT rights, racial equality, and socialized healthcare are seen as these extreme left-wing positions. Makes no sense for any ideology apparently concerned with the well being of humanity, but makes complete sense for one meant to justify the rule of the wealthy. If everyone can be dehumanized, everyone can be used or discarded by the capitalist class. That's what it comes down to people, conservatism is the lie the ruling class tells the people to justify their subjugation of everyone.

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese