Extremely Anxious Do Not Pet

Bothering the beast

🇮🇷 In less than 24 hours since the Iranian retaliation against Israel, Western leaders and much of mainstream media has already twisted the narrative to frame this as an unprecedented attack.

We now have two jobs:

☝️ To push back and make sure people know this was a retaliation — otherwise Israel can portray itself as a victim to garner sympathy

✌️ Not get distracted away from Gaza. Gaza is the priority

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

this is genuinely making me lose it

t-shirt in big red letters ‘I BARK & BITE’

when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

This forces the question: If you baptize a centaur, and let’s say full immersion of the entire centaur to head off tedious arguments, is the whole thing considered washed clean of sin and so forth, or just the human portions of the centaur?

If you baptize a centaur you are sent to hell immediately

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

wsb is so fucking funny actually

the mental image of this guy selling stock as the plane is depressurising around him is irresistible to me

I don't think this would be illegal. Insider trading requires nonpublic knowledge from inside the company. Airplane door blowing off? Not nonpublic, not insider knowledge. You're just fast.

Correct. You're not an insider to the company although you are (and hopefully remain) an insider to the plane, and you're not receiving any material non-public info as plane crashes are VERY public events. You're in the clear for buying puts while your plane goes down. I'm sure your next of kin will appreciate your priorities.

This guy is selling stock as the plane is plummeting out of the air at terminal velocity, while the person next to him is leaving a scathing 1 star review. The person behind them is doing a pov tiktok calling out the company. Boeing is fucking finished

waves of disrespect

Fredric: Mow! Moww! Mow!! 😃😃

Fritz: ACCHHBBWW achblllw achwww Acvhhhwww ☠️☠️☠️

Lissy: bbbll! Bbmow! Muw! Muw! 💕💕

Kleine: mow~~ 🥰 maow~ 🥰 maow~~ 🥰 maaa~~~ 🎶🎶

Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw

So I work at a library and about a month ago I helped a little old woman who is legally blind figure out how to listen to our audiobooks on her tablet. We got to chatting and I mentioned that I always listen to audiobooks while I knit, which made her very excited and she told me all about the afghans she used to make when she could still see. She was so sweet and I was so glad to be able to help her figure out a way to still enjoy books without being able to read.

Yesterday I answered the phone at work and when I said my name the woman on the other line got so excited and said “Madeline?? You’re exactly who I wanted to talk to! This is Marie, you helped me about a month ago. How late are you working today?” It was her!! And about an hour later she and her husband showed up, and she was carrying a huge stack of old knitting patterns for me, and her husband brought in a few boxes full of yarn. They couldn’t stay long but I was so touched that she remembered me, and I struggled to not just flat out start crying when she handed me the patterns. When I looked through them later I realized it was her entire personal collection from over the years, including all her personal notes and drawings and even some photographs of her finished pieces. No one in my family knits, and to have someone pass on their legacy to me like that was incredibly moving.

This isn’t what I usually post here, but with life being especially dark lately I wanted to share a moment of happiness and a reminder that a bit of kindness goes a long way ♡

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.