You Must Fix Your Heart

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

this website peaked on January 29 2015 

What happened

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

it would be the most fun gay people have had since the golden age of disco

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

putting on an outfit to go to the grocery store while everyone in the world wears sweatpants and a hoodie everywhere is basically like being joan of arc

you're not rocky, bitch. take off the athleisure and make the world more interesting with your appearance. no one will get mad at you. in fact, some landscaper that you'll never talk to in your life may think you look cool and wear their fun shirt to work the next day.

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy

them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

I love their relationship so much ❤️ goth girl and mad scientist

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair