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@dangerousstrawberrypie / dangerousstrawberrypie.tumblr.com

If it looks like I know what I'm doing, rest assured, I do not. 39/She-Her/Call me May if you like
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wombywoo

Ok! I've finally decided to put together a (somewhat) comprehensive tutorial on my latest art~

Please enjoy this little step-by-step 💁‍♀️

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I've been watching the latest season of Call the Midwife at the same time as season three of the Bad Batch because apparently I just love feeling emotional turmoil? Anyway, it occurred to me today that they definitely share characteristics.

(I'm using the original Midwife cast because there's so many new characters lately, and this is just for fun)

Hunter and Sister Julienne

  • leading
  • trying to make it work
  • they've seen some stuff but haven't lost their way
  • interesting head gear

Wrecker and Chummy

  • large presence, large heart
  • perceived as clumsy but a skilled professional
  • here to bring joy

Crosshair and Trixie

  • did someone say sass?
  • on top of the fashion
  • dramatic history
  • damn fine skills

Echo and Sister Evangelina

  • so tired of your bullshit
  • but will also save your life and everything in it
  • solid advice
  • grumpiest hearts of gold

Tech and Sister Bernadette

  • all the expertise
  • SPECS
  • ready to handle that difficult maneuver
  • not following orders, imperial or religious

Omega and Jenny Lee

  • new kid in town
  • tougher than she looks
  • still hecking adorable
  • has a secret of her own
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Kanan Jarrus x Reader Word Count: 6,136. Good grief. Prompt: An anonymous request came in for #12 on this list (“We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I have to know if you feel the same way.”) with Kanan an entire lifetime ago, and now I’m finally posting it. No, I have nothing to say for myself, but I am sorry …? Warnings: NSFW. Very NSFW. There’s oral sex and penetrative sex (with a female reader – I couldn’t figure out how not to make this sound stilted and weird without specifying, I’m sorry! I’ll keep experimenting to get to that point someday). I had this image in my head that I absolutely could not get rid of, so I ran with it.
Please note for the record that my ride-or-die Kanera loyalty battled it out with the thirst for like, a solid year until I could finish this, if not longer. The thirst eventually won. … also I didn’t edit this because I don’t love myself enough.

You are not a spy. You have, in fact, never been a spy – which is what makes Kanan’s request that you accompany him on an extended mission all the more perplexing. It’s a simple enough objective: go to Spira, pose as an officer and his paramour on holiday, gather as much accurate intel as possible, and encourage anyone you can to believe as much false intel as you can reasonably drop into a conversation. Playback, they had called it, one of the oldest tactics in the espionage book. You still aren’t sure you’re the right person for the job, but Kanan could not and still will not be deterred, so you’ve long since given up trying. “You’re the right type,” he’d assured you. “You pay attention to details, you look plenty unassuming when you don’t have a blaster in hand, and in the right clothes you’ll look like the kind of girl who belongs in an officer’s club. I’ll be with you the whole time. You’ll be fine.” 

What you hadn’t counted on – what you’re still trying to deal with – is how intense an experience it is pretending to be someone you aren’t. In particular, pretending to be the object of Kanan’s only-slightly-overblown affection is more than you bargained for. His hands are on you constantly, right at home on the small of your back or against your waist. He has developed a habit of leaning in entirely too close to speak to you, letting his lips brush against your skin, encouraging you to laugh at whatever he says to throw off any onlookers. It works; in the past week no one has so much as batted an eye at the two of you, which seems impossible but somehow isn’t. You spend your days charming officers and their companions, tucked safely into Kanan’s side and generating the proper amount of misleading gossip about the unscrupulous rebels running amok in your home system.

By the time you realize that the smiles you’re letting him have when he has you pulled into his lap at a table full of Imperials are genuine, it’s far too late to turn back and go home, or to vehemently deny the warmth that blooms in your chest whenever he pays you attention. So you let him press absent kisses to your bare shoulders while swapping fabricated stories with your newfound “friends” and pretend that nothing is wrong … or, you try.

I just miss our Cowboy Jedi

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shyranno

Day 7 of drawing Maul until someone from Star Wars hires me to do official Maul things, featuring tied back sleeves my beloved

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shyranno

I've been sad lately so I've been trying to boost my serotonin by drawing Jedi AU youngling trainer Maul (who I affectionately call Dad Maul)... it works :))

I fully support this idea.

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Darling

But then you felt him move beside you; not away, but closer. Hope overshadowed doubt and you lifted your eyes...

Cobb Vanth x fem!virgin!reader | 3.3k words

Content: spice [18+ only], virginity, kissing, caressing/fondling, soft and slow, PIV, water, verbal consent, friends to lovers

From this request about reader asking their best friend to be their first. Start there for context or check out other character options.

[18+ only below the cut, please and thank you]

Listen, I am a sucker for a cowboy.

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