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My prediction for the way Hazbin Hotel is gonna go:

Sense theres only 2 episodes left of season one and the next season is already confirmed i dont think anyone is gonna get redeemed and go to heaven this season, it would feel too rushed.

The leading theory and naritive the show is going with is that Angel Dust will be redeemed but just a few episodes ago he had very little interest and Charlie and Vaggie both said he has put in very little effort.

Sir pentious would be the only option for redemption but i think its more likely he'll die, he has no concrete bonds and if he'd die there would be no arc left open.

Another reason i dont think Angel will go to heaven yet is because they have to 1) address the situation with val and 2) viz said that she wants to explore Huskerdust over several seasons

So, season 1:

From what we've seen the next 2 episodes will be very dramatic and most likely contain the extermination with the Hotel being the nr1 target.

Personally i believe that the season will end with Heaven ending the exterminations because they'll find out exactly what happens and Emily will get it stopped.

Most likely i feel Adam and Lute will be banished (maybe also go to hell and be the villains in s2) and we'll probably find out why Alistor is so invested in the hotel and where he was for 7y.

The season ending with no more exterminating and a deal that if Charlie can prove that a soul can be saved those sinners will be accepted by heaven, which will be the buildup for s2

S2:

Knowing that Heaven will take redeemed soul they have to figure out what it takes to be redeemed (its almost definitely more complicated than Adams list). Well probably have some montages of 'becoming good' and we'll see how a deal/ownership over a soul effects the person and what has to be done to be free of the contract. Because logically if your soul belongs to another demon you can't just fuck off to heaven

This will build Angel and Husks bond and probably end with both of them becoming free of their "owners" (hopefully see Val get a beat down). The main villain like i said will probably be Adam who would try to fight again the sinners going to haven now that he's cast out. Maybe we'll even see Eve

Maybe also exploring more about Charlie and her powers and family dynamics

Building up to s3:

Where idk

#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#hazbin charlie#hazbin hotel theory#hazbin hotel s2
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incorrectbatfam
[at Jason's funeral]
Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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celaenaeiln

You know what’s interesting?

Dick didn’t set out to murder Zucco with the intent of being a killer. He viewed it as an unfortunate byproduct of his actions.

His real goal was to “purge the world of criminals” because “darkness needs light.”

Do you realize how unhinged that sounds? It means Robin wasn’t created from anger. It was created from the messed up psyche of a child who realized at 8 years old that the entire world needs something better than what it was given and so he went out and became it.

I cant properly explain how insane that is. It’s like putting the logic of the Joker inside the mind of child but turning it for good. Everything is falling into place now. That is why the Joker hates Dick-he is the one Robin the man couldn’t break. Literally COULDN’T because when he’s facing Dick, he’s facing the version of himself that would have existed if he had put himself to good. That was would break HIM.

Imagine spending the better part of your life doing your utmost worst to show Batman that people and the system are inherently evil only to have him fall head over cowl for a version of yourself to completely invalidate your reason for existing. How psychotic would you turn when you realize you have nothing to prove?

This also explains why Dick is so well adjusted and sociable in a way that Bruce and the others aren’t.

Bruce loses it when he loses his children, he thinks it’s a failure of his abilities and doubts his life’s work.

Jason loses it when he thinks he’s been replaced because his reason for being is having someone care for him.

Tim loses it when he comes to a dead-end. He feels helpless and lost when he doesn’t know the next move because his reason for being is being able to solve what’s wrong.

Damian loses it when he feels abandoned. He feels hurt and broken because he’s a child who wants to be loved.

The reason Dick was the perfect choice for Dark Crisis and to become the dawn of DCU is because his sole reason for being is to be the light.

That is why Bruce refused to destroy a planet when Superman asked him too. That is why Dick was the only person in the universe who could control the Darkness infecting him when even Deathstroke lost his mind to it. That is why the evil Justice League chose Dick of every one to kill-to make a point.

This is why he’s looked up to by major heroes such as Superman, Wonderwoman, the Titans, the children, the villains, and the civilians.

This is why Harvey Dent called Robin Dick “Batman’s secret weapon.”

Although anger was the baseline emotion, Dick doesn’t have anger issues because:

Robin wasn’t created for revenge. It was created with the intention of building a world so unrealistically good, that the level of the vision Richard Grayson was aiming for and set the standards for- is so terrifyingly inconceivable.

And that-is why he is a happy, feral, monster.

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rchtoziers
Anonymous asked:

favorite reddie fic(s)?

rchtoziers answered:

i’ve been sitting on this ask for so long bc answering things is Not My Forte i’m SO SORRY but let’s get some recommendations going shall we!!!! i’m gonna include like so many fics but there are BANGERS in my bookmarks and i think they deserve to be screamed about so lets go

Eurydice; The Original Comeback Kid by Vulcanodon — y’all this fic fucked me up. the imagery in this one is So Intense and so good i could read it a thousand more times. i know i’ve returned to it more than once. great horror writing (stephen king who i only know vulcanodon) but god GOD the conclusion!! i thought i was gonna pass out it was so well done

keep talking. i’ll keep walking toward the sound of your voice. by theappleppielifestyle — i’m not kidding when i say this fic took my breath away. i don’t think i breathed for the entirety that i was reading it. i LOST it. the angst was Just Enough and the happy ending felt realistic in a way they deserved and god. god i’m crying again just thinking about it!!!

you’re already gone by ameliepoulain — just thinking about this fic makes me feral. i will be unreachable until everyone has read this. anything that combines hozier and reddie is automatically an a+ in my book. they’re dumb IDIOTS and this fic is perfect and i will not be accepting criticism at this time!

pretty much everything ever written by ShowMeAHero but in particular: as the ghost begins to bleed has been fucking me up since i first read it. the characterization of this series is so splendid and every time there’s an update i pterodactyl screech and stop literally everything i’m doing to read it. i just don’t have enough words but i’m pretty much always screaming internally abt this series. read it and then come scream with me

you never cried to them, just to your soul by dgalerab — i’m the most emotional person on the face of the planet so i cry at literally everything but i can’t think about this fic for too long without bursting into tears. it’s perfect. a great balance of the heavy stuff and a happy ending. absolutely losing it right now just thinking about this fic

go west by ssstrychnine — this is probably one of the most emotional written works of art i’ve ever read. to this day when i think about it i get choked up. this fic hurts in all the right ways and heals you in every way you need, too. this fic immediately activated my need to flee my smalltown and cross the country with the love of my life which was such a specific need i didn’t realize it was even there lol. also go look at this stunning art because i cry over it constantly

nor rivers drown it by theparadigmshifts — this is technically a stanpat fic that’s reddie adjacent but it’s the most perfect fic i’ve ever read legitimately 100% seriously, plus kit is writing a reddie sequel right now and the bits and pieces i’ve been collecting like a greedy little gremlin are actually perfection so prepare yourself by reading this first, which is also perfection

the mind’s a funny fruit by joldiego — EDDIE WAKES UP WITH AMNESIA AND DOESN’T KNOW HIS OWN NAME SO HE STARTS GOING BY RICHIE AND GETS ADOPTED BY THE PUREST GAY AUNTS IN THE WORLD AND SLOWLY TRIES TO FIND HIMSELF, dj if you see this you’ve written an actually perfect fic and i cry every time i think about it. also there’s a TWIST at the end that made me literally scream out loud

Broken Record by spunknbite — this one is adequately named because it a) broke me and 2) turned me into a broken record with how much i talk about it. i love timeloop fics because i’m a sucker for angst and i love being sad :) but this one PUNCHED ME IN THE GUT. i have text messages to multiple people that i spammed with my feelings as i read this one. amazing

we’ve been here before by hyruling — if i ever stop talking about we’ve been here before assume i have died. this fic fucked me UP. it fucked me up. such a unique concept and so brilliantly executed that i was breathless the entire time that i was reading. a really realistic portrayal of grief and trying to move on and then elation when the good things come. god i could talk about this fic for hours and i have, before, so

first love / late spring by vowelinthug — i have screenshots of huge chunks of text from this fic that punched me in the chest so hard i had to put my phone down and walk away. this is so good. i YEARNED. i laughed out loud multiple times. they’re idiots but they’re in love and it’s perfect. makes me want to start a podcast because it will solve all my problems. ICONIC

The Great Unsnappening of Derry, Maine, circa 2016 by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid — TAGGED AS FICS THAT MADE ME GO ABSOLUTE BATSHIT FERAL. THIS FIC. OH MY GOD. i was screaming the entire time that i was reading it. such a good concept SO GOOD and i was LOSING MY SHIT. it’s perfect. everyone is so in character and so realistic and i felt like i was actually in the middle of this and i think about this fic at least daily probably

WELL. this got way longer than i intended but i’ve read some phenomenal fics in this fandom and i have a lot to say about all of them lmao. ANYWAY. enjoy xx

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thederrylibrary

January 2020 Recs!

It’s that time of the month! Here are some of our favorite fics that we’ve read this past month.

Mady

Angels in Outfields || by @reddie-for-anything || M || Chapters: 18/28 || Last Updated: January 2020
Warnings: Homophobia, Hate Crimes, Sonia Kaspbrak’s A+ Parenting, Underage Drinking, Slurs (F-Slur, etc.), Underage Heavy Petting
He slams his locker shut just in time to see Stan walking over, smug look on his face and something clutched in his left hand.
“I think I might have found the perfect thing for you,” he says. His voice is smooth and easy and his eyes read trouble. He raises his hand and holds a flyer in front of Richie’s face
Derry High School Baseball Tryouts. Week of February 25th. Please come with running clothes, a baseball mitt, running shoes, and cleats.
“Oh, fuck no,” Richie says. He doesn’t even need to read the whole thing to know that this isn’t his jam. Nothing about this has is name on it and no. Fuck no. This isn’t happening.
Except it is.
Richie takes solace in his inability to play any kind of physical sport ever. He knows he’ll hate this, but he also knows he won’t make the team. Not in a million years.
Comment: Emily started posting this fic in March of last year. The reason that I’m reccing it right now is because these recent updates have been FUCKING INSANE! If you aren’t already reading this fic (and if you aren’t, honestly like what the fuck?) please check it out! You will not regret it <3
No Matter What, I’m Gonna Love You Through It || by @s-s-georgie || E
This means that Eddie isn’t surprised in the slightest when they show up to meet her at the café one Saturday with Richie wearing one of Eddie’s baggiest hoodies, the Alpha scent wrapped around him like a blanket, trying to smother his Omega smell. Eddie watches her eyes widen, and then the grin that spreads on her face before she speaks. “I fucking knew it!”
Richie, who has just sat down tucked into the corner of the booth between the hall and Eddie, raises a brow at her outburst. “Come again?”
Comment: So this is the second part in Leigh’s ABO series and I’ve been so excited for it! We need more omega!Richie and Leigh has provided. Last fic we had soft heat, this fic we have soft rut :)
the caffeine classification system || by @lumierelalune || T
While working in the cafe on the same floor as the English department Stan had developed a mental chart of what people were writing based off of the drink that they ordered. He could tell you what every person in the cafe was writing at any given time, well almost. Stan knew that every experiment always had something unique, that every rule always had an exception. By the end of the first month of the semester he knew that Bill was his. 
Comment: This was adorable! I love a good coffee shop au and this was absolutely amazing. We need more Stenbrough content and we got some!

Allie

Richie Tozier: Fuck Extraordinaire || by beanplague but sexy || E
Richie has a secret. A secret so terrible that it might cause natural disasters and dismantle society with its earth-shattering magnitude. A secret so shameful that it might end up killing him, and he will lie alone in his grave, his lover tearfully wondering, “Why? What secret might have taken my lover from me so tragically?”
Or maybe it will just result in some mild embarrassment.
Richie Tozier has never fucked.
Comment: I really enjoyed how Eddie treats Richie in this fic.  And I always enjoy these first time type of fics.  
the only one who really knew me at all || by @andillwriteyouatragedy  || E
Warnings: Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Myra
“What’d you mean?” Eddie asks, dropping his voice only slightly lower. Richie’s eyes flick over his face, dropping to his lips before darting back up to meet his eyes again.
“I want you to be happy,” Richie says, almost a whisper. Eddie nods, tipping his chin up a little more. Richie smiles, just a bit, and Eddie’s heart skips in his chest. “Are you happy, Eds?”
“I could be a little happier,” Eddie tells him honestly.
Comment:  My favorite aspect of this fic is jealous Eddie.  I know it’s not a “healthy” trope, but when it doesn’t stray into abusive territory, then I enjoy a good jealousy fic.  
not quite young || by saintsrow2 || E
Warnings: Repression, Affair
Richie was sitting in a chair in front of a dressing table, looking into the lit-up mirror while he sipped a glass of amber bourbon. He looked up when Eddie walked in and then there were no words; neither of them had thought this far ahead. Eddie stood awkwardly in the open door, feeling very much like he was still waiting for the big prank to be revealed, for there to be machinations behind all of this that he couldn’t understand.
“Hey, Trashmouth,” he said, eventually.
“Hey, Eds,” Richie said.
“You know I always hated being called that,” Eddie said.
“Not when it’s me.”
When Eddie goes to see a stand-up comic, he’s not expecting to suddenly remember that they were childhood best friends.
When Richie starts hanging out with an old friend from school, he’s not expecting to remember what it is to be in love.
An AU about an affair, trauma, the consequences of your actions, and surviving.
Comment:  I picked this one as a rec for the month mostly because of how it ends.  I don’t want to spoil anything in here, but there are other emotional parts in this fic that I loved a lot.  

Diana

I’ll Check You Out || by @karieisaloser || T
“Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”
Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?
“Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.
Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”
“I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”
Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.
Comment: OMG I LOVED THIS FIC! all the food puns had me laughing and i lichrally got secondhand embarrassment for eddie when bev and the others were onto him about wanting to see richie at the store lmao. eddieways read this because it’s so fucking cute and i love dumb idiots in love!
De Profundis || by @queen-sock || T
Considering it was the first time in just under a month that they had spent more than brief moments in the hallways together, small waves and tiny smiles at each other over the raging sea of other students, before one of them got swept up in the tide and was pulled away before greetings could be exchanged.
“I’m going to take a lit elective,” Richie said, as easily as if he’d just told Eddie that it was going to snow the next day. “Oh, and it’s supposed to snow tomorrow”
“Pardon?”
“Yeah, the weather dude said we were supposed to get a few inches over-night, but I’ve got a few inches I can give him overnight if you catch my drift,” Richie said, grabbing at his crotch gratuitously.
‘What? No – gross. I’m not – No. I meant the lit elective, you’re taking a lit class?”
“Yup,” Richie said, popping the ‘p’ like it was bubblegum, “I got it all sorted a few weeks ago, actually. I’m taking the ‘poetry and experiment’ class”
[ Or, Ben starts a new literary journal for the University of Maine, and, unbeknownst to each other, Eddie and Richie start submitting poems under psuedonyms ]
Comment: sock is one of my fave fanfic writers! her way with words is just……*chefs kiss* and this fic is so fucking good like if you haven’t read it already what are you waiting for? the poetry aspect of this was so good. like this is the kind of writing i’m fucking here for. read her other fics too they’re so good!
operation cupcake god || by @billdenbrough || T
“So, Operation Cupcake God is purely about Gab’s popularity, hmm?” Eddie asks, giving Richie a knowing expression.
“There may have been some newly-discovered dreams of being her class’ Peak PTA Parent,” Richie admits.
“I thought that might be the case,” Eddie says with a grin. “Why didn’t you ask Ben for help? Or Mike? Mike’s good at directions.”
“I’m good at directions!” Richie protests.
Eddie gives him a flat look.
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Richie decides to become the Peak PTA Parent of their daughter’s class via baked goods. It doesn’t go exactly to plan.
Comment: *SCREAMS* THIS WAS SO CUTE!!!!! i loveeeeee love love domestic reddie fics. and???? jane fucking named the teacher after me and vega (bevchie)????? like ok ma’am go off and steal my heart them! but eddieways this was so cute and god i just need more of jane’s cute kid fic writing. love you janeeeee!!!!!
Marika Comment: i might be a bit biased because i live for domestic reddie but this was absoluetly adorable. Reddie are totally in love with each other and in love with their daughter. Super cute and you won’t regret reading it.

Marika

I Would Not Wish Any Companion in the World But You || by @queen-sock || G
9th January 2003 // 06:24am
There are fifty four seats on the subway. Fifty four seats split across two carriages. Eddie knows this because he’s counted them. He’s counted them, over and over again, when he boards at seventy-eighth street, and takes the blue line south into the city every day at 06:24am. The air whips around his head cruelly, a mocking tempest that whispers in his ear, the rest of the world slumbers, the rest of the world sleeps like the dead. The subway station is buried deep in the underbelly of the street, five flights of stairs below the surface. Eddie descends every day, Persephone to her kingdom beneath the earth, a daily pilgrimage that he’d rather not take.
The air whips around his head, a bizarre faux-breeze created by the whooshing of the subway trains, and Eddie seethes silently.
[OR: Eddie gets the 06:24 train into the city, Richie joins the train at 06:45. Somehow, they always seem to be on the same carriage]
Comment: omg Sock is such a good writer and this fic is adorable! it’s definetely original and refreshing to read. I loved it so much
Yours. Mine. (Ours.) || by @oldguybones || M || Chapters: 3/? || Last Updated: January 2020
They always say blood is thicker than water, but what about ink? When Eddie Kaspbrak decided it was time to adopt, he never expected to have his son’s birth-father show up wanting to be a part of his son’s life. Let alone part of Eddie’s. But that is precisely what happens when he gets a call from the adoption agency the day after his son’s sixteenth birthday, giving him the details to reach out to Richie Tozier, a comedy writer who’s worried he’s made every wrong decision along the way. When the two of them meet, they form a unique bond and discover what they’ve both been missing in life.
Comment: this fic is so cute! the angst just makes me want to read more. Chapter 3 just came out and I’m stoked to read it! Definitely original and beautifully written
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Post the mountain breakup scene, the two idiots go their separate ways. Jaskier can’t find his place in the world, he gets very depressed. As fate would have it, he bumps into Geralt a while later, they get talking. Jaskier is pretty open about being very low and how much he’s hurting.

Jaskier: I even made a list of all the people I’d leave notes for.

Geralt: Oh?

Jaskier: You weren’t on it.

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That...that hurted

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So bear with me, apparently I’m crap at making gifs but hey I tried so I hope you get the gist of this ☺️

So a year after the emotional trauma that was the fight on top of the mountain Geralt hears of a famous bard who’s been sentenced to death for his involvement with a witcher and his heart just drops because no it can’t be

He gets Yennefer to open a portal and she’s surprised by how badly he’s panicking because he just can not lose Jaskier

She also does a cloaking spell on him so he’s shrouded from everyone except Jaskier

He drops to his knees in front of Jaskier where he is bound in the courtyard awaiting execution and clearly Jaskier is overcome with emotion at seeing Geralt again

But he breaks down when -

“I don’t deserve your forgiveness Jaskier, but I’m here to save you. I love you and you will not die today. I won’t lose you again.

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‼️Reblogging this cause I have some very exciting news!!‼️ 🤩🤩🤩 @tragic-cranky-porcelain-doll @allexmussen in particular will be happy to know that @loki-the-god-in-green (MerlinOfTheShire on ao3) is making this into a fic!! 🤩 It’s currently in the process of being written by this amazing writer and I am so excited for it!! 🥳🥰🥳🥰

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andyet-here-we-are

Oh my God, yesss!!!! Can’t wait for it!

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spookytheoristpuppy

I NEED PLZ TAG ME WHEn ITS FINISHED!!!

#witcher#the witcher#jaskier
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