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Red Knights Rising

Title: Red Knights Rising Chapter 1

Pairing: Vampire!Jason Todd x Reader, Hunter Tim Drake x Reader (platonic)

Warnings: Cursing, past major character death, blood, a little bit angsty, fluff.

Summary: You grew up with Tim. He was your best friend and confidant. But what happens when you run into his step brother Jason Todd? Tim always warned you to stay away from him. One night you find out exactly why Tim hated Jason so much.

A/N:

It’s Halloween. I had a random vampire obsession hit me. So here I give you some Vampire Jason Todd. Featuring Matthew Daddario as my Red Hood fancast. 

Chapter 1: Tears of Blood

Halloween night always brought out the weirdos.

Even in a town like Gotham, people knew better than to walk around alone at on Halloween night. Not that it was a smart thing to do on any other regular night. It was Gotham after all. There was just something about the holiday that made the crazies reveal themselves. 

But none of that bothered you. 

You wiped a few stray tears that fell from your eyes. You weren’t currently in the mood to worry about your safety. Not after what you just saw. Your boyfriend of two years, his arms wrapped around some random girl that he met that night. You couldn’t believe it. He tried to push her off of him as if you didn’t just walk in on them sucking face as if their life depended on it. The tears started falling faster now that you thought back to the situation. 

You hugged yourself as a gust of wind blew past you. It was probably about 50 degrees out right now and all you were wearing was a thin strapless princess dress you got from some cheap costume store a week ago. You reached up to take the tiara from your head. In your haste, you felt a sting of pain. Looking down, you open your hands to reveal a small gash running down your palm. A few tears fall onto your palm and you wince as the salty substance makes its way into your wound. 

You jump, as your cell phone goes off. You take your phone out to reveal a picture of Tim on your lock screen.

“H-hello?” 

“Y/N? What happened? Are you okay?” There is a bit of shuffling as you hear Tim move around in the background.

“M-mark w-was, h-he with another g-girl.” You cried into your phone.

Tim didn’t need to hear anymore. He was already looking for your location on his phone before you even finished your sentence. 

You and Tim were attached at the hip since you were kids. Not only were your mom’s best friends, you were next door neighbors. Safe to say you two spent a lot of your time together. You two spent your childhood running around, playing detective. He was always so good at figuring things out. He was the one to help you get through most of high school. You had no idea how you would have passed chemistry without his help. The fact that you two currently attended the same college was an amazing feat in your mind. 

Of course he would be the one to take on the Robin mantel. When Tim told you that he was secretly boy wonder you were not surprised. Who better to be Batman’s sidekick than the smartest person you knew. Your curiosity had gotten you in more trouble than Tim could handle. You finally were able to convince him to tell you who the rest of the Bat family was, by accidentally falling into the hands of a certain two faced criminal. He managed to convince Bruce that their secret was safe with you. After that night, you would just stop by Wayne manor if you were bored and looking for Tim. It was a lot safer than you tracking his location via Find my friends.

“Where are you?” He asked, urgently. He put two and two together and knew you were by yourself somewhere in Gotham, on Halloween of all nights.

You made your way into a tiny alley in-between what looked like two abandoned buildings. You had pressed your back against the nearest building and shrunk down to the floor. You hugged your knees closer to your chest as you cried harder into the phone.

“I-I don’t know. I just had to get away from…” You cried into the phone. Your sobs wracking your body.

“Stay where you are. I’m on my way.” Tim said. 

“Whats wrong?” You heard Dick’s voice in the background. Tim was probably in the middle of Patrol with the bat family.  It was Halloween night so they were probably already knee deep in crime tonight.

Out of nowhere, you heard a pair of boots hitting concrete. This drew your attention and you looked up. It was dark, so you couldn’t really see him clearly, but at the end of the alleyway was a man.  He was tall and well built. He took a few steps towards you and you could see a red hemet sitting on top of his head. You let out a sigh of relief as you realized who it was.

“Red.” You said sniffling. You had met Jason a few times. You two never really spoke. Just a few casual hello and goodbyes. Tim warned you to stay away from him. He told you how Jason was a dangerous vigilante that actually killed the bad guys. How he had died once before and was brought back to life. But how bad could he be if he only hurt bad people? Whatever the case, you were happy he was here. Better him than any other creep roaming around Gotham on Halloween. 

Plus, you had always thought he was super attractive. 

Jason didn’t say anything. He only slowly moved closer to you. As he got closer, he raised his hands to take off his helmet. You recognize that jawline anywhere. He kneeled down in front of you and you looked up to meet his eyes. 

You could have swore you saw a bit of red glowing from behind the white mask. 

“Are you hurt?” He asked softly.

You shook your head. Mentally you were broken, but physically you were fine. 

He reached forward and took your hand into his. You winced as pain shot up your hand. He flipped your hand to reveal a large gash running down your palm. The tiara must have cut you deeper than you thought. Jason studied your cut. He was absolutely mesmerized. He brought it up to his lips, and pressed a soft kiss onto your wound. 

You studied him. He didn’t seem so bad. Maybe Tim was just being over dramatic. You were too busy gawking at him to notice the he started to lick your wound. The feeling of his tongue on your cut sent a sharp pain up your body. You quickly pulled your hand away from him and shrunk away. You could have swore his eyes glowed, like a bright red light.

“Red? Are you okay?” You asked curiously.

Jason backed up onto the other side of the alley. Loudly thumping his back into the wall and dropping his helmet. He put to hands on his head and started mumbling. “No no no no.” 

You managed to push yourself off the ground and slowly made your way towards him. He looked like he was in pain. “Red?” You asked. He was still pressing himself into the wall muttering things to himself. You tilted your head and studied him for a second. You were starting to get worried. Maybe he got hurt on patrol tonight. It was a good thing Tim was on his way.

“Red? Are you okay? Are you hurt?” You put your hand gently on his shoulder. At the contact, his head snapped up and you were certain his eyes were glowing red now. They were light a pair of bright red lights shining through the white of his mask. Without even having time to react, you felt Jason wrap his arms around you. He buried his face in your neck, and ran his tongue down the length of it.

 “J-jason?” You asked, your voice shaking with fear.

As soon his name left your lips, you felt two sharp objects press against your neck. 

Your eyes opened wide as you put two and two together. 

One thing most people didn’t know about Tim, was the fact he came from a long line of monster hunters. You and Tim had accidentally walked into his grandpa’s hidden weapon room when you were kids. Instead of kicking you two out he invited you two inside and told you stories of the monsters he fought when he was younger. You soon found out that Tim’s father also took place in these so called hunts. Tim never really spoke much about it with you. He knew you were empathetic and had started to feel bad whenever they spoke about killing those vial creatures. Creatures that once used to be human. As you grew up, Tim never spoke much about it. You assumed he gave up the family business once he became Robin. You never bothered asking.

But now, everything was starting to make sense. Tim always warned you to stay away from Jason. He never let you near him, not even to shake hands or hug him during family events. You never saw him in the mornings, always at night. The biggest takeaway was the fact that Tim always seemed to dislike Jason for no reason. Knowing what you know about the Drake family and their history as hunters you finally realized why Tim always hated and somewhat feared Jason.

Jason was a Vampire.

You screamed as you felt his fangs pierce your skin. 

You tried to push him off, but he was too strong. You tried your hardest to fight him, but it was no use. “Jason!?!” You cried, tears streaming down your face. The harder you fought, the more he tightened his hold around you. You fought like what felt like centuries. But slowly you felt yourself getting weaker and weaker. Your vision started to blur as you felt more and more of your blood leaving your body. 

“Y/N?!” You heard a voice from the distance.

“Tim…” You said with one final breathe, before the darkness enveloped you. 

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just finished my homescreen, took me a while but definitely worth it!! thanks to @hahacienda for inspiring & helping me do it! 💖 (if you notice the bottom apps are like the order of each page in the home screen hehe)

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[y/n]: *on the phone* dad? i need your help! i-
bruce: is the manor on fire?
[y/n]: ...no?
bruce: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
tim: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
[y/n]: apparently it’s not an emergency
jason: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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The Batkids Explaining Their Injuries to Teachers Over the Years

Dick: Well, I'm an acrobat see so I grew up in a circus and I still practice to feel close to my roots and I fell off a railing
Teacher: That's the third time this week, Mr Grayson. Maybe it's a good thing you don't plan to pursue this as a career
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Jason: I got in a fight
Teacher: [eyeing the scratches, courtesy of Catwoman] with what, a jungle cat?
Jason: Cougar actually
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Steph: I fell
Teacher: ...
Steph: I'm like, super clumsy. [purposefully trips over nothing] oop there I go again.
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Damian: [missing half his teeth] mugged.
Teacher: by who, the tooth fairy?
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Duke: I had an accident
Teacher: what kind of accident?
Duke: horse with a grudge
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Teacher: [eyeing two deep gashes, a broken arm, and severe bruising] what happened?
Tim: I was born like this.
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30-Day Writing Challenge (for novelists)

this challenge is intended for novel writers who have had a strong novel idea for a while and know their story fairly well, or who have already made a little progress on a novel, and are stuck on it. i’m not an expert so i don’t know how much this is actually going to help you get out of that rut, but the hope is that you’ll spend a month immersing yourself in the world of your story and you’ll get some motivation out of it. i’d suggest taking about 30 minutes (at least) to do each activity, and to do everything completely distraction-free, with your phone in another room and your computer on do not disturb (if you’re writing on a computer). enjoy you nerds.

1. Write out your entire plot, even if you’ve already done it. This will re-familiarize you with your project.

2. Get the basic information on your main character. Write their backstory up until the point where your novel begins, make note of characteristics, and get their basic appearance down. Got multiple main characters? Great! You get to write more. (That’s what you get.) For all characters, make sure you know:

  • your character’s wants
  • your character’s values
  • at least five character flaws
  • the role your character will play in the story
  • how you want them to change over the course of the story

optional but recommended: cultural aspects like race or religion, which will help you develop their background and values a lot better.

3. Do some basic worldbuilding: what year is this novel set? Country? Planet? What are some traditions or norms? Is there magic or new technology? What’s up with the government? If your novel is set in our current world, work out the specifics of the characters’ neighborhood, home, city, etc.

4. Without allowing yourself to see any previous versions that may exist, write the opening scene.

5. Do what you did on day 2, except for your antagonist. No clear-cut antagonist? Pick whoever’s closest, or do the prompts for a supporting or minor character.

6. Research day: go through what you’ve already written and highlight everything you wanted to look up later, then spend some time researching it. You’ll probably find out more things that you’ll want to add to the plot.

7. Character day: you’ll have four of these, so divide up your characters accordingly. Do some of the character work you did for your main and antagonist for however many . You can go into less detail if they’re less important, but make sure you still know the six main points that you got to know about the more featured characters.

8. Pick a few parts of your worldbuilding exercise that you want to go more in-depth into (i.e. political systems, technology, cultural traditions) and spend about thirty minutes writing, brainstorming, and researching things to flesh them out. There will be three worldbuilding days, so make sure to save some material for the others!

9. Look through the plot you wrote out and see if you can find any plotholes, concepts you want to flesh out more, or parts that are unclear or missing. Really take some time to understand what the problems are, and come up with some possible solutions. It’s great if you figure out what you want to do, but if you don’t, that’s fine! You still made progress.

10. Without allowing yourself to see any previous versions that may exist, write the ending scene. Spoiler alert: this is going to be really hard. You can try writing a couple contenders, or even outlining a scene if you’re not quite sure where to go. Don’t worry about trying to make it pretty, because it’s not gonna be pretty: you don’t have all the details that you would if you were writing in chronological order.

11. Character day

12. Write your favorite scene. If you have a strong story idea in your head, you most likely know the one: you daydream about it when you wish you were doing something else, it plays like a movie in your head, it’s probably located somewhere around the middle of the book, and you probably haven’t let yourself write it because you “haven’t gotten there yet”. Today’s the day. Go nuts.

13. Rewrite the opening scene from a different character’s perspective. I know this sounds really cliche, but even if it doesn’t give you more insight on the story, it’s fun to do.

14. Worldbuilding day

15. Research day: research new stuff that you hadn’t written last time, plus anything over from the first research day. Not sure what to research? Characters’ cultures, the history of your setting (if in our world), famous fictional worlds, language development… if you sit and think for a little, you’ll figure out something you want to know.

16. Pick a few of your favorite character relationships: romantic, platonic, familial, whatever you want, and spend some time sketching them out. Think about their arcs, how they met (if they’re not related), what they think about each other, how they interact… basically anything you want, as long as you come away knowing more about the relationships between your characters. Also, please make only half (or less) of these romantic! It’s super important to develop the other relationships in the story.

17. Pick up from where you left off in your opening scene and write the next scene. Again, don’t look at any previously existing drafts.

18. Character day

19. Emotion break! Make a list of everything you don’t like about your book. Get all your insecurities out onto the paper, then refute everything you don’t like. If it’s specifics like “I don’t like that x happens”, figure out how to make x not happen. If it’s general doubts like “This has been done before and I’m unoriginal,” refute that too! Everyone doubts their work all the time and I can guarantee that we are all more critical of our own work than others will be. Finish today’s unconventional activity off by writing a list of everything you love about your book.

20. Pick any scene you’ve written for this book, whether it be from this challenge or something you had before, and rewrite it in some form of AU. Change the genre, time period, location, context… you are a god.

21. Worldbuilding day

22. You know those books that are stories told entirely in poems? You heard me. (Start anywhere you want to, write at least five or however many you can get done in 30 minutes. No one will ever read them, so don’t complain that you’re not a poet.)

23. Find a list of dialogue prompts and pick a few to do with your characters. Want a challenge? Choose two characters at random. (I mean using a generator or drawing names out of a hat. COMPLETELY random.)

24. Pick up from day 16 and write the next scene.

25. Last character day :(

26. Write, or at least, begin, a very short story in your world. Try to include no characters from your actual story. If your novel takes place in our world, focus in on the characters’ neighborhood, time period, workplace, school, etc. This exercise will help you get to know your world through a different perspective. Don’t stress too much about this! It doesn’t have to be very long or even to be finished.

27. Fun day! Pick three of these activities to do with your novel:

  • Make a playlist about the novel as a whole, or make some character playlists
  • Design the cover
  • Cast actors in the film/TV version
  • Draw: character portraits, scenes, maps, landscapes…
  • Put together a moodboard for the novel or a character
  • Write that completely unrealistic scene you love so much but can’t put in the novel for plot reasons
  • Make memes about your characters
  • Sit and daydream for a solid 10 minutes about the Vibe of the novel
  • Anything that falls into a similar category

This is a callout activity for all you ””””””””writers”””””””” who spend more time daydreaming about novel ideas than actually writing. (this is 100% a joke because this is 100% me)

28. Rewrite your opening scene from a different narrator. If you wrote in first person, use third. If you wrote in third, use first. You can also mess with second person if you feel like you have an artist superiority complex and aren’t like other girls.

29. Pick your favorite activity from so far and do it again.

30. List everything that you need to do before you can jump right into the first draft. Then do it.

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Woops?

Hi! Thanks for sending in this request but I changed their ages a bit because I felt uncomfortable writing about 14/15 year-olds who make-out because none of the 14/15 year-olds I know do that but that’s probably just me! So to make myself feel slightly better, they are legal – maybe 18 years old or 19! – and there are a few discrepancies in ages here so please overlook that. Hope you don’t mind and do enjoy!

Billy moves his mouth over to your cheek, pressing his lips against it a couple of times. It had started off rather innocently enough and somehow, the moment you had pressed your lips gently against Billy’s, all inhibitions flew out of the window. One thing lead to another and suddenly, Billy’s tongue is slipping into your mouth, licking the insides of your lips.

You moan into the kiss, slipping your fingers through his hair, lightly tugging on his hair whenever the feelings start to get too much for you. Truthfully, you really had not meant to get carried away like this but unfortunately for you, that is how your brother comes to find the both of you.

You have somehow managed to push Billy below you so that you are straddling him and Billy is currently in the process of removing your shirt. Both of your hairs are disheveled and lips swollen and red from kissing – Billy had always found it very hard to resist you. He probably would have managed to pull your shirt off of you if a loud ‘Clang!’ did not disrupt them.

Jason drops the can of cola he had been holding, jaw dropping as he takes in the sight of the two of you. The sound caused the both of you to separate – you almost falling off the chair, if it had not been for Billy’s quick reflexes and pulled you to him – and both of your faces are red. You are surprised to see Jason staring straight at you.

“What the hell.”

Billy’s first instinct had really been to run – after all, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian had told him that you are off-limits but he can’t really help who he fell in love with – because he knows they will not go easy on him at all. His second thoughts had been to turn into Captain Marvel but that probably would not do anyone any good at all. So instead, Billy moves closer to you – although in hindsight, he probably should not have done that.

“Get the hell away from my sister, Batson!”

Dick must have been around the corner because as soon as Jason finishes shouting that to Billy, he rushes in to the room, completely at lost and the look on his face mirrors it too. “What’s going on?”

Billy leans in to whisper to you as he keeps his eyes on your brothers. “Your brother is scary.”

Mortified, you can only laugh weakly, still not completely over the embarrassment of having your brother walking in on you. “Damian is going to be so much worse, Billy.” Billy is lucky enough today that Damian is currently away on a solo mission but you are pretty sure Billy will not be as lucky when Damian catches wind of what has happened.

“Billy?” Dick’s eyes lands on the two of you and it did not take a genius to put two and two together and he is torn between wanting to scold his friend for actually getting together with you but at the same time, he also cannot say he did not see this coming. Dick also thinks he probably should just let Billy off because judging from the look on your face, you are probably relieved Damian isn’t around. “Damian doesn’t know, does he?”

You wince before shaking your head. You had been meaning to tell your twin but every single time you bring up the subject about having a boyfriend, Damian turns in to full-protective brother mode and you always end up chickening out.

Jason stares at the entire thing in disbelief. “Are you just going to ignore the fact that I have walked in on my sister and Batson kissing the life out of each other?” He asks incredulously and Dick laughs sheepishly before shaking his head. He grabs on to Jason and begins to drag Jason out of the room. “What the hell, Dick, let go!”

“Get dressed and be in the living room in 5, Y/N! You too, Billy!” Dick shouts over his shoulders as he continues to pull Jason out of the room, leaving the both of you alone.

You let out a sigh before dropping your head on to Billy’s shoulders. That actually went better than what you had expected. Billy presses a kiss on your temple. “Should we go?” He asks and you slowly nod your head, moving to get off of Billy. But before you could move off of him completely, Billy pulls you in for one last kiss, grinning at you cheekily. You roll your eyes, laughing at your boyfriend.  

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“I could break you” - Conner Kent x Batsis!Reader (Erotica)

Well. I recently binge watched (again) Young Justice (the trailer for season 3 hyped me too much), and remembered how much I fucking love Conner Kent. Like if we forget about the Batfam, he’s definitely my favorite DC character (I mean, if we also forget about Constantine I guess). And I…just…had to write something with him. And I also felt like writing smut so…Yup. Hope you’ll like it ! 

IMPORTANT WARNING : THIS IS EROTICA ! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU ARE UNDERAGED, I GODDAMN MEAN IT. Like there’s cute and sweet feelings in the mix, but also…smut, so if you’re not 18 or more, or if you’re not comfortable with that sort of things etc etc, this story ain’t for you. I have tons of other very SFW story, for averyone to read, and if you wanna check those out instead, it’s right here, on My masterlist blog : @ella-ravenwood-archives.

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Conner was nervous.

He had no reasons to really, it was even quite stupid for him to stress so much about something so dumb and normal.

And yet, here he was, at the kitchen table in his parents’ house (most of the time, he lived at the Young Justice’s headquarters, where he had his own little enclosed apartment, but it was vacation time for everyone so…he came to visit his family), barely touching his breakfast while he usually ate six eggs, countless hashbrowns and so oh so much bacon…

It’s his mom who noticed. Of course it is. His brother and father were to busy eating to see anything else but their plate.

Lois turns to her oldest boy (that she came to consider her son not so long ago to be honest, when Clark finally came to closure with the fact that he had to be there for him…well, “not so long ago”, quite a few years now, nearly ten in fact, Jon was tiny when Conner really came into her life) and says :

-Are you OK Conner ?

And by the way he jumped in the air, she knew she was right. Something was wrong, and she was gonna get it out of him.

Conner turns to his mom, as if she just slapped him, utterly surprised she noticed something (even if it was very obvious) and shakes his head :

-Yes. Yes, I’m fine. I was just…thinking.

Lois gives him that mom look that means : “And you think I’m going to buy that ?”, and doesn’t even have to say more for Conner to continue :

-Ok it’s just…I wanted to ask you something but I don’t know if…I mean…

Lois elbows her husband, who was still too engrossed with his food to realize anything, and gives him that typical wife look that he could translate by : “Pay attention to what is happening, it’s important…also you have a piece of egg on your chin” (yes, it’s a very specific look). 

Clark reluctantly tears away from his food (which is made even more difficult as he hears his youngest son chewing loudly his delicious breakfast..) and raises his head, looking simultaneously at his wife then at his boy (who wasn’t really a boy anymore). …Of course, he has no idea what’s going on, but he acts like he does, imitating his wife’s thoughtful facial expression. 

Lois says : 

-Conner, you know you can ask us anything right ?

Oh. Ok there’s something the boy wants to ask but he hesitates too. Alright. Dad Clark is up to date. He confirms what his wife just said : 

-Yes. Yes of course you can ask us anything. 

Conner looks between his mother and father, and their gentle expression calms him a little bit. With a weak voice that is very unlike him, he says :  

-It’s about (Y/N). 

Lois and Clark exchange a look, and his mom says : 

-You can ask us anything, of course. But if it regards certain…Matters, maybe you should talk about it with your friends ? Or with your dad. Just with him. 

For a few seconds, Conner is confused. 

What is she on about ? 

…Until he realizes his mom misunderstood him, and his face turns utterly red. 

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I want a DC movie where basically they just go through all of the Robins’ origin stories one by one, like how they came to be with Bruce as Robin: Dick with the Flying Graysons, Jason stealing the batmobile’s tires, etc. Essentially it goes through all the angst and heartbreak, and then at the end it’s just Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, and Batman all working together on a mission with some excellent fight scene. And then finally ending on them standing together on some roof of A building in Gotham and looking all heroic, and then Jason grabs Dick in a headlock and they all start bickering and laughing as the camera pans out over Gotham like the Happy, loving family that thEY DESERVE TO BE IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK??

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Changing Headcanon

(The Batboys + Bruce x Reader)

Requested: yes, by an amiable anon

Request: Can I request a head canon of the batfam where each of the batboys + Bruce walk in on their s/o changing

Warning/s: nosebleed, slightly sexual

Bruce:

  • Truthfully he thought you were in the bathroom
  • But when he walked in on you and you wore absolutely nothing but your undergarments….he blushed
  • The Bruce Wayne blushed looking at you wearing nothing when he saw it many times before with his flings
  • But this was different
  • You guys didn’t do it yet
  • “Get out Bruce!”
  • “O-oh sorry”
  • He closed the door fast, still crimson
  • “Dummy” he heard from the other side of the door

Dick:

  • You two had a date
  • He thought you were already done
  • So he went to upstairs to get you
  • He didn’t scream, didn’t went out, nothing
  • He checked you out
  • “Dick?” you asked and waved a hand in front of his face
  • Still nothing
  • After about two minutes of him staring and you standing there half naked he told you to hurry so you could make it to your reservation
  • Before he went out and closed the door he flashed a wink your way 

Jason:

  • He planned this
  • He knew where you would be and what you would be doing
  • Just as you were done taking your shirt off he walked in
  • Wearing his leather jacket, a white T-shirt and blank pants
  • He knew you liked that combination
  • “Damn are you fine as hell, babe” he said smirking
  • You bit you lip since babe always had some special power over you 
  • You checked him out
  • He ran to you and tackled you to the bed
  • Giggles were heard all over the apartment
  • Followed by grunts, moans and screams

Tim:

  • I don’t know what to say about this kid
  • He walked into the room all causally 
  • He didn’t even see you
  • Well for the first five minutes it was like you were invisible
  • He sat on his laptop with coffee
  • Then he slowly turned to you
  • His eyes going wide and mouth hanging
  • “Dork” you snorted a laugh and finish getting dressed

Damian: 

  • Blood
  • He glanced at you and immediately got a nosebleed
  • You had to help him whilst calling for Alfred to help
  • God bless that butler
  • For the next couple of days Damian couldn’t look you in the eyes without blushing
  • He did apologize to you though
  • He’s a cute little puppy
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Damian: so you’re telling me to…kill people with kindness?
Dick: yeah, that’s right.
Damian: so i should kill them with what, a teddy bear? Because i could totally do that, choking them with it that could-
Dick: i don’t think you fully understand the meaning…
Jason: let the boy continue, Dick, i sort of like where this is going.
Tim: of course you do.
Damian: see, i could use the stuffing of the tedd-
Dick: no! no one is killing anyone with a teddy bear!
Stephanie: that’s very viable actually.
Jason: after choking them with the stuffing can we shoot them? ya’ know, to be certain.
Dick: i live in a family of psychopaths.
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Dick: [Looks at Babs] One taught me love.
Dick: [Looks at Damian] One taught me patience.
Dick: [Looks at Tim, being egged on by Steph, Cass and Jason into eating a Tide pod] One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID TIMOTHY PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-
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