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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that
hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet
I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.
Be gay, trans, and alive
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like
and this one is making me lose it
:'-)
Love the argument "oh but if you transition you'll have to deal with being trans your whole life" because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I'm still gonna be trans even if I don't medically transition I'll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy
Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife who's taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things don't understand transness at all.
EDIT: I found it! Here it is!
An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.
Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I can't wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!
quastion
Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.
I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.
Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.
And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!
Is that not just the coolest shit ever????
(Quietly, with love) We will remember your bread, we will remember your dog, we will remember your shoes
(Quietly, with anger) We will remember your copper
The Court Wizard and His Apprentice (it's his first day, be nice.)
[ID in alt text]
The hill I will die on.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Shit man I might, let's give it a try
Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas
"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
