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i'm 20 & i'm tired.
(201): I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Hello trans and nonbinary Tumblr!

I'm making pronoun pins, and would greatly appreciate if folks could help me out and take a moment to respond to this poll about their pronouns! If you don't see yours, please don't hesitate to comment them here.

Thank you all in advance! 💜 (purple heart emoji)

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Jewish Tommy Shepherd headcanons

I’ve thought about these for a while but I just typed these out so I thought I’d post them here! I will add more as I think of them. People don’t talk about Tommy being Jewish enough so I hope everyone enjoys!

  • He learns to make latkes during Chanukah and uses Erik’s mother’s recipe
  • He constantly uses Yiddish insults and knows more than Billy (who also constantly uses them and knows a lot)
  • He tries to organize a Magnet Fam shabbos dinner at least once a month
  • When ever he needs his own space he runs to Israel, usually Jerusalem or Masada
  • He and Billy will plan attacks in front of villains in Hebrew, German, or Yiddish
  • He teaches Luna how to make Challah
  • He laughs and texts the team anytime he sees a Young Avengers themed kippah
  • He switches suits with Billy for Purim and gets a really cheap brown wig (and Billy gets a white wig) and everyone can’t believe how realistic their costumes are. Mrs. Kaplan was shocked that they did this at first bc she was worried about their identities being revealed but by the end of the night she thinks it’s really funny
  • He and Billy go on Birthright and March of the Living
  • Once Tommy starts to learn more about Judaism, he has a Bar Mitzvah (in his early 20s)
  • Mrs. Kaplan teaches Tommy how to make matzoball soup and he makes it anytime someone on the team is sick
  • If Tommy isn’t spending holidays with the Kaplans, then he spends them with Wanda
  • Wanda is also the one who taught Tommy how to make challah
  • Billy and Tommy spend one Sedar with the Kaplans and the other with the Magnet fam
  • He tries to keep kosher as much as he can but with his increased metabolism it’s sometimes hard

Feel free to add any other Jewish Tommy headcanons you have!!

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Infinite Gravity / Billy Kaplan & Tommy Shepherd (Young Avengers) / by Aud Koch

[ For sale on my Etsy here!!!  <3 ]

—A continuation of the idea of Billy & Tommy as The Quantum Physics Bros!  Because if Billy controls matter & energy and Tommy controls time & space, then by working together they’d be able to control gravity and black holes, right? 

AND THEN:  Following the strain of scientific thought that says black holes rip open pockets in the fabric of the universe, and those pockets are new universes, then … instead of Billy being the Demiurge, Billy & Tommy together would be the Demiurge, wouldn’t they?  Which would change quite a bit of the plot of YA vol. 2!  Anyway, that’s my current sandbox idea.  ( •⌄• ू )✧

(Disclaimer:  I am just a casual science fan, so I may be bungling all of this up!)

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“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

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Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

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can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

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i want a QR code on my gravestone that just plays this video when you scan it.

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