*said with feeling* fuck

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

losing my mind over this

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser

Jesse you'll need a quarter too. It's not free jesse

i feel like the internet is giving me a very warped idea of what breaking bad is like

saw some symptoms online. reminded me of you 

i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

they just hate strong women

this

Live footage from our first Among Us game

imagine: the one direction reunion 😍😍

addocted to tiny sponge babty.

click like

what else do you command of me

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid