it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"
i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
Im djing and vibing in a skimpy outfit but you look closer and im just moving cheese and crackers around a large charcuterie board. Someone else must be controlling the music but i do look cute asf and crazy
sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals
so glad i did
- you want some decorations on your van?
- yeah, gimme a large picture of an eery cistern and nothing else
sometimes you just need to get obsessed with a really really really bad movie. it's for your own good trust me
the universe knew I'd be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations
you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber
i always forget that people use "just some guy" as an insult because to me it is a neutral to vaguely positive descriptor if not a term of endearment
longterm use of this website gives you a tumblr accent
god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse
playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks
i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
don’t look at me with them slutty brown eyes ill get nervous 😟
In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible
