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bigcatslions

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

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obeekris

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

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I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

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sseoulful

Daydreaming about alternative lives to escape my own has become a coping mechanism which I have internalised so much that it happens unconsciously throughout the day. I’ll be always daydreaming in the back of my head no matter what I do

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I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

His name is Prague!

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xekstrin

vantablack doge

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

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xiaq

If T’Challa had a dog, it would be this one.

Source: youtube.com
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what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

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drethelin

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

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shitifindon

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

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lauramkaye

Bless you for making it scan

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kazoomusic

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

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callmebliss

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

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