one of these days iโm gonna lift a fucking hamster
iโve honestly been contemplating doing this
like why not right? itโs a fucking hamster. itโs small. itโs quiet. no one is gonna notice, as long as you do a clean conceal bam. that lil bean is yours
The one time I went lifting for alcohol by myself my mom called me as I entered the store and we started talking about how Iโm going camping with my friends soon and I was trying to reassure her I wouldnโt do anything bad and would make good choices as I was stuffing a bottle of vodka into my purse and I think about this moment a lot
Youโre new to the lifting community. ๐ I like seeing new liftblr accounts.
When you and your best friend come home from a successful haul.
Love it!
If sheโs โtoo youngโ for her to be wearing โshorts that shortโ, sheโs also too young for you to be sexualizing her body for wearing them.
Someone finally fucking said it
everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inboxย
HOLY FUCK
holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow
Beautiful
look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes
I WANT ONE
MY BIGGEST HAUL!! A few days ago i taught my friend how to lift so we hit up Hot topic, Petco, five and below, Jo ann, Claireโs,ย Famous footwear, Staples, Ulta, Sally beauty supply, big lots and B&BW. I was too lazy to list every item perfectly bc honestly the only reason I even made a list was so I wouldnโt lose track of what Iโd already counted.ย
$18.15 Batman hat
$5 Blackheart Beauty lipstick x2
$10 AOT Necklace
$5 Trio earring and necklace
$2 rilakuma erasers x2
$3 crystal necklace x3
$10 agate
$1 tiny Chapstick
$2 carmex
$16 sugar scrub
$5 aot bracelet ย
$1 mini-scissors
$4 paintbrushes
$3.50 tattoo bracelet thing
$3.50 bow x2
$5 setting spray
$2 hair ties
$12.50 tights x2
$3 powder x2
$10 TG mask
$2 glitter glue
$2 nail polish finish
$3 concealerย
$5 concealer (W&W)ย
$2 photo frame
$14 perfume
$12.50 earrings
$4 EOS lip balm
$1 spray bottle
$1 tiny red spray
$3 blending sponge x3
$30 boots
$50 vans
$2.49 shoelaces
$7 heel pad
$10 soft socks
$20 nike socks.
$17 cat leash
$10 cat collar x2
$2 dry oil spray x2
$2 staedtler fine liners x2
$7 white eyeliner
$9.57 duct tape
$3 hot glue gun x2
$7.95 face oil
$8 mascaraย
$3 mini duct tape x3
$28 urban decay primer
$1 erasers x4
$2 mini canvas x2
$5 copics x3
$3 metallic sharpies
$3 paint brush
$7 catnip toy
$6 measure tape
$7 chalkboard paint
$6 a-z stamps
$2 mini easel
$3 seam ripper
$4 stamp pads x3
$5 hot glue
$0.50 stamp
$12 manic panic x3
$40 too faced brow envyย
$6 nail strengthenerย
$4 krazy glueย
$2 oil blotting tissues
$2 fine liner
$6 concealer
$2 pencil sharpener
$0.40 small container
$16 tea tree mask
$9 hair silk
$8.50 no frizz spray
$38 juice beauty eye cream
$21 purina cat treats
$24 bare minerals primer
$6 eyeliner
$6 brow pencil
$7 argan oil ย
$10 tuna flake cat treats
$29 stylus pen
$3 tapeย
TOTAL: $791.53
Damn am I proud.
Iโm sad thank fuck Iโm going lifting in the morning time to temporarily fill my emotional void with materialistic goods
lifting is the ultimate way to deal with any emotional instability
Staring April 17 all high end department stores in the US UK and idk maybe Vietnam or something whatevs are going to start securing their designer handbags with SNAKES!ย !! yEs omg like they are going to put like ball pythons and copperheads and shit in there and the SA will take them out and rehome them when you check out but if you lift them the snake will still be there and it will be sooo hungry so when you get home and go to use the new purse BAM SNAKE!!!! You can try to desnake in the dressing room or a blind spot but you know they aggressive and will follow you around and wrap around your leg and shit and LP will notice. gOoD Luck lifters!!!! ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Dis very serious pls spread
ball pythons actually arenโt aggressive at all, I have two of them :p they get scared literally all the time and curl into a ball, hence ball python.
This made my morning. ๐
honestly wish this was real,, i want a free pet
Posting this to remind myself and others:ย
stealing isnโt a competition
i reblog this every time i see it
corporations doing what they do best. fuck zara. please share this makes me so fucking angry.
Rob corporations. Support independent artists and creators.
Howdy yall i would just like to say: my lifting total is almost at $16k and Iโve never had huge ass haulsโฆ like i cant remember the last time my haul exceeded $500โฆ just want yall to know itโs okay to always do small hauls. Even though you dont get everything you want immediately, itโs a lot safer. And eventually you will lift everything you have been wanting over a span of time. Just want you kids to stay safe out there. Love yall ๐(not hating on big hauls at all just reassuring my baby lifters)
Rose water x2: $15 Super collagen mask: $18 Emzyme mask: $20 B&N led book light: $30 B&N Book clips: $5 Claireโs phone case: $13 Unicorn holder: $8 Sanitizer: $2 โจTOTAL: $111โจ
First off I am loving the aesthetic of the picture on the right. Secondly, this makes me feel pretty darn awesome because I rarely, if ever, tend to go above $100 in a single haul. Like if I do, thatโs super rare for me.ย
Honestly I always have such tiny hauls, so itโs nice to see hauls like this in with the thousands of dollars worth of makeup and clothes.
Ceramic coffee mug Cute water bottle Portable phone charger Biking shorts to wear under skirts to avoid chub rub Backups for everyday makeup routine One high end nude lipstick, one high end red lipstick Cute pajamas to wear in the common room Nude heels Heeled boots Skinny jeans Oversized sweaters Black leggings Patterned cotton pants Thigh high tights Lots of falsies and lash glue Plastic forks/paper plates Command strips/sticky tack High end wallets (several) High end purse (at least two) Cute back pack Full length maxi skirts Statement jewelry Delicate jewelry Peplum tops Enough VS underwear for 4 weeks Nude bra, black bra, strapless/convertible bra, fancy/sexy bra Discrete vibrator (waterproof) Lube Condoms Coffee filters Coffee beans Alarm clock
(Will add more as I think of it)
Just a tip for the vibrator, walgreens and CVS both sell really nice durex bullet vibes. Super tiny and really great c;
Thank you.
Iโm not into vibrators but DONT STEAL THEM FROM SPENCERS
reblogging because i need the list available haha. most of the stuff you can get from a walk out ikea visit btw
LIFT SNACKS AND TOILET PAPER TOO
Otc meds as well Also band aids
Lift yourself a bottle of ibuprofen! Itโs so so so good for hangovers.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
REBELLION
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THATโS BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
