Vultur Volans.

Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

Reblog so she lives forever.

anybody else in the club feeling this one

I’m Sorry That I Left You There in the Darkness - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#383b4a #6b557c #a290b8 #dbd090 #b49b5b

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

‪some people are only meant to stay in your heart, not in your life.‬

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time

girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.

Neil!!!

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

on a quest to draw the most shaped ear…….

hello friends, i am going to be moving out of my current living situation within the next month. as such, im having to conserve the little money i do have for moving assistance and breaking my lease.

right now, i do need some dollars for groceries and gas to get to/from work, since i cannot touch my "savings" (money for moving/breaking my lease)((i don't really have savings anymore))

final boost! i've got folks to take over my lease and have used dono money for final bills, groceries, and gas. if i could get a final 40 to cover my uhaul rental and the materials with it, i will officially be golden! ✨

asking again -- i've moved, thank god, but i need some dollars for gas in my own car! im so sorry to ask i'm really hoping this move will grant me the ability to save money again

there's a few necessities i need to get at my new spot, such as cat food and pantry goods. i get paid in 4 days, at which point i'll be in the clear financially since my new place expenses are much lower. any help to make it to then would be incredible

still needing help with food .. ! some of my food spoiled during my move and all i have to eat that's accessible is peanut butter, sauces, and crackers

Gonna scream oh my Gd

hello friends, i am going to be moving out of my current living situation within the next month. as such, im having to conserve the little money i do have for moving assistance and breaking my lease.

right now, i do need some dollars for groceries and gas to get to/from work, since i cannot touch my "savings" (money for moving/breaking my lease)((i don't really have savings anymore))

final boost! i've got folks to take over my lease and have used dono money for final bills, groceries, and gas. if i could get a final 40 to cover my uhaul rental and the materials with it, i will officially be golden! ✨

asking again -- i've moved, thank god, but i need some dollars for gas in my own car! im so sorry to ask i'm really hoping this move will grant me the ability to save money again

there's a few necessities i need to get at my new spot, such as cat food and pantry goods. i get paid in 4 days, at which point i'll be in the clear financially since my new place expenses are much lower. any help to make it to then would be incredible