A New Life

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Prompt- @supernaturalimagine Imagine Dean being terrified when you tell him you’re going in to labour.

DeanxReader, Sam Winchester

Warnings: Some explicit language, Pregnancy!fic, Best friend Sam, Funny, Some Fluff

Sprawled out on the long couch that had just been added to the man cave, or the Dean cave as you lovingly nicknamed it, was about the only place you could get comfortable these days. You had on a loose pair of sweatpants and a worn AC/DC shirt that you had stolen from your boyfriend, and were laying back on a cushion with a bowl of popcorn balanced precariously on your protruding belly while trying to pay attention to Predator on the tv screen. You had been feeling sick all day but had put it down to the baby girl in your tummy since there was only 2 weeks left in your pregnancy.

Suddenly you felt a sharp pain shoot across your stomach. Man, maybe that popcorn wasn’t such a great idea. After setting down the bowl you slowly stood trying to stretch out your back. Hopefully your daughter would hurry up because all you could feel now was discomfort and a longing for it to be over so you could hold your child. Hmmm maybe you could con Dean into rubbing your back in a hot shower.

You slowly wandered over to turn off the tv and headed out to the bunker’s kitchen in search of a cold glass of water. You had to stop a couple of times to rub at your back cursing the uncomfortable knots. After finally reaching the kitchen and gulping down 2 full glasses of water you felt another sharp pain in your stomach.

Holy shit is this the beginning of labour!  

You waddled steadily into the war room to search for a laptop since you didn’t feel like walking all the way back to your’s and Dean’s room to get your one. Sitting at the long table you spotted Sam hunched over a pile of books, laptop open beside them.

“Hey Sam? Can you do me a solid and look something up for me…without telling Dean?”

He eyed you warily since you know he hated hiding things from his brother about you but he was your best friend. Didn’t that count for something, especially since you were possibly on your way to exploding with his niece? He sighed and turned towards his screen.

“Sure Y/N but you are not getting involved with research again. You need to relax.”

You smiled softly at him. You had been hunting and living with the Winchesters for five years now and had been with Dean for three. Sam had helped you through those hard times before you eventually nutted up to tell Dean how you felt. He had always had your back, even when you were panicked that Dean would completely flip his lid about you being pregnant.

Dean always wore a condom since you both knew what it was like to be raised in this life, but a very drunken and rather rough night of sex had resulted in you discovering you were pregnant. Who knew those fuckers actually did break outside of some cheesy rom com! It was Sam that convinced you to sit down and tell Dean about the baby and promise you that no matter what happened you would never be alone in this. But even though Dean had been shocked and scared of how to raise a baby not only in the life of hunting but also a bunker, he had assured you that he loved you and wanted nothing more than to be with you and your child. You shook yourself out of your memories and focused once again on the moose sitting in front of you.

“Don’t worry Sammy I don’t want to do research. I kinda need you to look up that page you found last month about the beginning stages of labour…”

It took a second for Sam to register what you had said but then he turned to you with his big goofy grin.

“Really?! Is it time?! We gotta get Dean.”

“No not until I know for sure. I don’t wanna give him a heart attack until I’m positive.”

As soon as the words left your mouth you felt another sharp pain in your stomach. This one was stronger and lasted a little bit longer than the last and caused you to lean forward on the table. You gripped the edge and took a couple of deep breaths until it subsided.

“DEAN!”

The beautiful, older Winchester came sprinting into the room less than a minute after hearing you scream his name. Thank Chuck for hunter instincts. He found you sitting back in a chair lightly running your hand across your belly with an excited yet slightly scared look on your face.

“Your gonna be a daddy a little earlier than we thought.”

“Holy Shit! Do we need your hospital bag? What about towels? Are we even gonna make it to the hospital on time!?”

Dean’s face was pale and you could see him breathing faster like he was starting to panic. You rolled your eyes and looked straight at Sam with a smirk on your face.

“I got this” you huffed out as you made your way over to your boyfriend.

You gently rubbed his back while guiding him over to the chair you had just gotten out of.

“Breathe babe. Just breathe. Labour has just started and she isn’t about the poke her head out just yet.”

Those words were all it took for Sam to double over laughing, clutching his sides like he couldn’t breathe.

“You’re the one in labour! How on earth does it work out to be you calming him down!”

That seemed to be enough to snap Dean out of his panic attack and he turned to focus those gorgeous forest green eyes on you.

“Oh shit Y/N sit down” he said before jumping up and backing you slowly into the chair.

Another burst of pain hit you and you immediately stood and started pacing, absently rubbing your back again. Dean was immediately at your side pushing your hands out of the way to rub soothing circles into the tense muscles. Maybe that warm shower was a good idea after all.

“Sam?” you called quietly. “Did you pull up that page yet?”

After a few minutes of listening to the sounds of the keyboard clacking you were finally shown the website in question.

Every woman is different.

Some experience nausea.

Dull aching in the back.

Cramps.

Labour can last anywhere from hours to days!

What was that crap! Days you could be like this! Yep it was seriously looking like this was it. The final stretch. Hopefully it would be hours and not days.

After a slight amount of panicking on your end you got Dean to help you into a warm shower to help soothe your muscles. In this moment you were very thankful of the amazing water pressure the Men of Letters had installed.

You all spent the afternoon monitoring the contractions and trying to keep your mind off the pains that were slowly getting stronger and closer together. Finally at around six o’clock you couldn’t take anymore.

You only just managed to stand up as yet another contraction overtook you. They had gotten to be steadily staying at only seven minutes apart and you were angrier than a hellhound who had been kicked in the face. You groaned in pain trying to focus on Dean’s voice gently guiding you to breathe, rubbing once more at your aching back since of course you had to get labour pain in your fucking back too. You turned to glare at Dean.

“You and your stupidly pretty cock” you growled at him.

You heard Sam muffle a laugh somewhere behind you.

“Don’t test me Gigantor” you spat at him.

Suddenly you felt a slow leak run down your leg. Well fuck there goes my waters. Looks like putting off the hospital was no longer an option.

“Babe you gotta get me out to the car, it’s time to head for the hospital. Sam can you get my bag and some towels. My waters just broke and i know your brother does not want any baby juices on his Baby.”

The look on Dean’s face at that last comment was almost enough to make this whole thing worth it for now.

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Sunk

This is my first ever SPNFic…Please be gentle. Also FYI I had the worlds greatest Beta with @mysaintsasinner thank you so much lovely!!!

DeanxReader 

Warnings: Explicit Smut, Swearing, Safe Sex, Fluff

Being with Dean was like nothing you had ever experienced. Whether you were curled up watching Netflix giggling and playing like teenagers or out at a candlelit restaurant, he had this way of making you feel incredibly safe and comfortable; but at the same time spontaneous, wild and just a little off centre.

It was the happiest you had let yourself feel in a long time. You and Dean had been seeing each other for ten amazing weeks and he was everything you had ever hoped you would find but didn’t think you deserved. Dean was smart, funny and kind. Sure he could be a little rough around the edges with not much of a filter on whatever came out of his mouth, but that was one of the things you adored the most. He was so genuine. And patient, unbelievably patient.

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The Perfect Crime - Part Twenty-Two

STORY INFO

PREVIOUS CHAPTER

CHAPTER TITLE: Pay Back

CHAPTER CHARACTERS: There are a lot of characters in this chapter so I’m not even going to attempt to list them.

CHAPTER WARNINGS: The typical warnings for this one, but add cliffhangers. Like, dont hate me. I’m sorry. 

CHAPTER WORD COUNT: 2250

A/N: Very important, with multiple POV’s. I’m sorry. I’m not really though. *insert evil laughter here*. THIS IS IT! HERE WE GO!

His heart ached at the bones they encountered along the way. Far too many to count, and some so small they had to belong to children. He actually averted his eyes as they passed the place where his old apartment building had stood. Cas knew for a fact less than half the residents had escaped. Most of the casualties were kids under the age of twelve.

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Best Chocolate in the universe

Without doubt, Bertie Beetle is the BEST chocolate EVER. I loved this shit as a kid, but the only time you could get it was in the showbags at the Ekka which was only ONCE A FUCKING YEAR. I havent had one of these suckers since I was like eight fucking years old man! ALMOST TWENTY YEARS AGO! So you can imagine how excited I was when my AMAZING MUM promised she’d try and find one when she went this year. I asked for a small one, which is cheap, like $1, and has like, four of these delicious two-bite-gone babies in them, five if ya lucky. And damn I woulda been happy AF with just four they are THAT FUCKING GOOD. But what does my mum do? This beautiful woman doesnt just buy ONE SMALL BAG.

She buys the FUCKING DIAMOND BAG, which has a dozen more bags INSIDE IT.

BERTIE FUCKING BEETLE, BEST CHOCOLATE EVER. THANKYOU @barlou71 YOU ARE THE BESTEST MUM IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!

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Okay guys, I said I would do it, and here it is. This is the official call out for Beta Readers for the first part of Assassin’s Rose! If you haven’t heard about it yet, let me explain a little.

It is an assassin!Dean AU, with fairly dark themes, and split into two stories. The story of how Dean and Kelley met and fell in love, and another ten years later after a job gone wrong, written in alternating chapters. I’m looking for Beta’s who don’t mind reading darker themed stories, as this one could be considered dark in its way. There are multiple triggers, including; violence, domestic violence, murder, blood, suicidal thoughts, drug use, various other criminal activites you would expect from assassins and mercenaries. 

DISCLAIMER: This isn’t a pretty love story, its dark, its dangerous, and I in no way condone the actions of ANY of the characters. I also want to make it clear I also do not believe the relationship between Dean and Kelley healthy. It is toxic, and no one should be in a relationship like this in my opinion. However I had to get this out of my head before it drove me nuts.

Anyway, there will be a little blurb under the cut for anyone interested, along with a possible title card. If you’re interested in beta’ing this for me, just hit me up!

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I Got This

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Warning: Canon style violence…with comedy.

Word Count: 1,708

A/N: The reader jumps at the chance to play the hero for the boys, but things don’t go the way she planned. 

(I’m going to be honest and say I don’t know where the hell this came from. I started thinking about the fight scene in The Princess Bride between the hero and the giant, and it was way past my bedtime. You might hate it.) 

……….

Your eyes narrowed as you sized up the giant standing in front of you.

“(Y/N)…”

You turned your attention to the group of men in the room and smirked at the look of concern on their faces. Sam and Dean sat back to back, handcuffed and tied together from their chest down to their ankles. They were both fighting against their restraints, trying to pry their wrists from the steel cuffs clamped around them. Castiel stood a few paces away, tucked away within the circle of holy fire. The amount of panic shown on his face as you met his gaze was almost comical.

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Sam Winchester x reader 

Hold Still

Mother Dear 

Thanksgiving 

Some other random writings a ship or two. Please read the tags at the top. 

Monthly Cycle part 1

Sam on Sastiel  Nsfw 

Yeah so that’s it. I’m hoping to add a few more later on just need to finish them. Request can be sent. I’ll try to write them up when i can :)

Thank you to @isometimeswritesomethings for helping me out :)