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they/them 20 probably a bad idea if you’re a minor skedaddle kiddo
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My very unpopular opinion apparently:

Straight cis perisex able-bodied neurotypical people using aids designed for disabled people (I.e weighted blankets, grabby claw, sock holder, etc), going to therapists occasionally to keep up their mental health, using fidget toys, choosing to call their bf/gf their partner, using pronouns besides the ones associated with their gender just because they like it, and doing a million other small things that make us fitting in and being accepted a little bit easier is in fact exactly the type of support these communities need, and will ultimately help us so much more than gatekeeping ever fuckin will

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lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed in five blankets and knocking the pot of mud out of her hands onto the floor which causes her to scream at an operatic high c for several minutes

dress this post up and send it to a poetry magazine because i’m crying

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ashstfu

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

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batsdotjpg

your favourite character from said book now next question

next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.

solve it

A: 100 boys, 300 girls

B: 300 boys, 500 girls

next question?

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

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decseptapril

386,000 coulombs next question?

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

i'm blocking you

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i think i’ve almost completely given up on trying to define a gender identity label for myself. whatever gender you think i am presenting as on any given day i have decided is in fact me just cross dressing. you thought i was a man? HA!

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King

Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.

Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids

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ssundiall

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

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diet-soap

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

i have GREAT news for you

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur. 

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS. 

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.) 

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!) 

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT. 

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.) 

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS! 

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. 

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME. 

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS. 

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

Bro I had to do a chem assignment why you shouldn’t fuckimg do this smh

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i love the phrasing here- “tens” of police, so its anywhere from 20-23 police were injured in all of europe, because “dozens” would have implied 24 or more.

of course that’s also me implying the daily mail has any journalistic integrity so honestly the number is probably like 8, and half of the pigs are lying.

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I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

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99laundry

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture of my country :D

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fieldbears

Also, please remember that the idea of a nomadic or semi-nomadic culture being “less intelligent”, “less civilized” (and please unpack that word) was invented by people who wanted to make a graph where they were on the top.

Societies that functioned without 1) staying exclusively in one location or 2) having to make complicated, difficult-to-construct tools to go about their daily lives… were not somehow less valid than others.

This is why I fucking hate it when Europeans make jokes about how they have “more history” than the Americas. “This church is older than your country hahaha.” Actually, it’s older than the country you put there, massacring millions in the process, but go off, I guess. 

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Poor women will not be able to ever lift themselves out of poverty without universal childcare. Quality early education is key to children doing well later in life. Some of you have never interacted with women who have young children or single mothers, or children who come from disadvantaged backgrounds and it shows.

Also I'm going to chalk it up to ignorance, but preschool is not "weird" or "putting too much on kids". Preschool, outside of being "glorified daycare" (which uh is that a bad thing?) helps kids with social skills, mental skills, and just overall is good for their well-being. At the very very least kids needs to interact with other kids in a safe and controlled environment, which a lot of parents can't provide. Y'all on this hellsite talking trash about preschool know nothing about child development and socialization.

Also, a year of preschool in some areas costs the same as a year of college, I shit you not. Preschools often have waitlists. There are some areas where the only preschools available are through churches, if they're available at all. There are still parts of the country that don't even have full day kindergarten. I'm still mad about this because people like to talk big about helping kids but when it really comes down to it, they couldn't give less of a fuck. Free college sounds sexy and cool but free preschool doesn't get the same enthusiasm and is often only discussed when talking about "women's issues".

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asyipyip

I can’t get over this lmaooo

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catgirlhell

ok, after actually looking up the term and doing some goddamn research (my goodness somebody on the internet actually decided to look something up before forming an opinion, dear god what a day), i can pretty safely say that everyone hitting this post with the “that’s just a friendship!” bit is wrong! and i can explain why! i myself didn’t get this initially! but after looking into it, i realized that it’s mainly due to the framework i was thinking in! Yeah, there’s actually merit to what these people are saying, this is stuff that’s been considered and these are indeed terms that exist! they were also coined by ace people specifically to describe their relationships! So what gives? What does Queerplatonic Relationship mean? well i certainly fucking didnt get it at first, but it stems from attempting to define a kind of relationship that there arent really words for in the standard english lexicon! the poster above me is a TERF, and wherever i see myself agreeing with a terf i also see that there’s possibly some flaw in my logic or understanding of the thing. Basically (mind you this is only some very cursory and basic research, just type the term into google lol), QPR’s are a way of defining a relationship that has many of the same obligations and aspects of a traditional romantic relationship, without any of the explicitly romantic parts that come with having a spouse or romantic partner.

the idea of living in the same place, or jointly bringing up children, and performing many other tasks as a kind of unit that society would often mislabel as something done by two romantic partners in a union of some kind (i use that term to loosely define an exclusive relationship, not actual binding marriage, though this can include such). the idea of the QPR isn’t just “friends”, it’s very specifically “individuals in a platonic relationship that perform a number of the social aspects of a traditional romantic partnership”.

like, be real for a second. if someone described their relationship with someone to you and said “Yeah we own a house together, we have a kid that we adopted and take care of, we decided to get a dog last week and we file taxes as two members of the same household.”, you wouldn’t look at that person and assume that they arent romantic/sexual partners of some kind, because... well, traditionally, that’s shit that married people do. getting hit with the additional “Yup! And we’re not romantically or sexually involved at all! She has a boyfriend that she visits on the weekends and I’ve never had a romantic relationship in my life.” would throw you for a goddamn loop! What would you even call that relationship? and that’s where the term comes from: an attempt to define a very specific kind of relationship that certainly can and has existed, but isn’t commonly recognized or talked about!

so i think everyone shitting on these folks owes them an apology, i know i personally do for making assumptions that clearly weren’t true!

Actually QPR was coined by aromantic people but asexual people do also use it!

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shadowkat678

Finally I have a reason to reblog this after cringing every time it's come across my dash.

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ankle-beez

so if you missed the oscars last night, the academy based their entire ceremony around Chadwick boseman and giving him the best actor award, even leaving the best actor award for last, to the point where they started profiting off his death by selling an nft of a 3d model of his head to the actors attending the ceremony, and then the best actor award came and Anthony Hopkins won, didn't show up, and then the ceremony ended with the equivalent of a wet fart. This entire organization is a disgrace to filmmaking

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chongoblog

I gotta hand it to the Oscars, at least it’s consistent in how garbage it is

unverified but apparently the 3D model of Boseman's head that was used for the NFT wasn't created by the person selling it, and was actually something they purchased the right to use before painting it gold and selling the token representation of the image of the 3D model

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If you are able to get away from your abuser, you should.

I know it's not always so simple as just leaving. Abusers isolate. They make sure you have nowhere else to go, they want to make it as impossible as they can for you to get away.

But if you can get out, then get out.

Even if it's hard. Especially if they try to guilt you.

And if you can't get out now, know that there may be opportunities in the future, and take them when they come up.

You deserve a life without your abusers. You deserve a chance to heal. They shouldn't have hurt you.

Don't stick around these people out of guilt. Don't listen to the doubts that try to tell you, "but they really care deep down," and, "but I know they love me, they do (insert kindness here)."

Because guess what? Whether or not they love you, they still hurt you. Whatever affection they might feel doesn't erase the damage they've done. You are under no obligation to stick around. You do not owe them. The presence of love doesn't erase their abuse, nor does it obligate you to stay and deal with their bullshit.

Leave them the first chance you get. You deserve better. You deserve to be free from abuse.

And your abusers?

They dont deserve you in their life after everything they've done.

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Men are not bad. Even if they're cis, het, white, abled, christian, and whatever other privileged identity that can be applied. Men can be bad, but badness is not a male trait. It is not inherent nor exclusive to men. There are amazing men. There are horrible women. No characteristics are inherent to any gender. It is okay, wonderful even, to be a man. Just like it is with any other gender.

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Happy birthday lesbians this means trans lesbians and butch lesbians and femme lesbians and masc lesbians and lesbians who had to be comphet and aro lesbians and ace lesbians and lesbians of color and disabled lesbians and lesbians who have that as their only connection to womanhood and lesbians that fully embrace loving other lesbians/sapphics. i love you

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