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In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.
wherethewhiteroadruns
I’m glad I’m not the only one having this crisis.
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zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124
old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….
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redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
hildawhite
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”
torn-out-of-reality reblogged
torn-out-of-reality reblogged
doctor: looks like we'll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you're familiar with?
me: I've spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats
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pussydeity-deactivated20151212
soldier-blogger-lover
Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine
miaephonus
torn-out-of-reality reblogged
someone fed him a pickle
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something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝
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university is just. it’s you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world
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fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
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u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
torn-out-of-reality reblogged
i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself
