Hey guys new update! Dream’s a Trump supporter and that has been added to the doc. If you still support him after this I have no respect for you.
no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan
This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection
Bottoms, Tops, we all hate cops!!
what is the opposite of clickbait
clickrepel
me when someone asks me literally anything:
walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they’re just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
my fave additions from the notes
Witness the majesty of the deep sea......
time for an ancient tradition….. how many of these artists have you heard of? miraculously i’m at 42
me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush
i wanna brush you like an enamel
Gonna want the sound on for this one boys
Which field of scientific study do you find most interesting?
(Very general and narrow range because of limited options. I also wasn't sure how many slots there are for answers, so if there's more and you think of ones to put it, please do!)
Biology
Astronomy/Cosmology
Physics
Anthropology/Archaeology
Chemistry
Computer Science
Mathematics
Geology
Psychology
Other (Tell me about it)
Note in ask :)
The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
hey. what do you call ten thousand nazis dead in a ditch
a good start