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The bachelors as classic dad culture

Alex: Disproportionately competitive when playing sport against young children/attending young children’s sports fixtures

Elliott: “Dad my stomach hurts” “That’s because you’re always on that damn phone”

Harvey: Thinks he can outsmart the GPS and ends up getting lost for many hours

Sam: “Ask your mother”

Sebastian: Lies about his/his children’s ages to get free or discounted things

Shane: *asleep on the sofa with the TV on, someone changes the channel* “I was watching that”

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Waiter: are you two a couple?
Hawke: no we-
Varric: is there a discount?
Waiter: Yes, 10% off dessert
Hawke and Varric in unison: yes, we're a couple.
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There are no words in either the english, french nor german language that could describe how I felt when the realization hit. 

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nhipplez

how to track anonymous asks.

So you have your ask.
STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block”

STEP TWO: Right click the word block.

STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source”

STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up:

Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup

Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

If any of you are getting anon hate and you wanna be that extra mile of petty, here you go. Choose your weapon bb. 😘❤️

Bitches you are dead now ahah

Another Fun Fact: if someone’s harassing you online and telling you to kill yourself, that’s equal to jail time! :D

All you gotta do is find em and tell your local police! ❤️

For thems going through bad times with anon hate

Here u go boo-boos <33

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

@coupdefoudreylo this is what I was looking for!

anonymous dicks from now on

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little-noko

For those who have issues with hate anonymous, here you go ~<3

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argodeon

You know I had to do it

I’m really skilled in deceiving everyone so it looks like not a single person in the notes have seen hm.

Anyone want me to show where he is before 2019 ends?

This is what you all have been waiting for

This is where he is the whole time

Merry Halloween! 😩💦🍑📿

I forgot to share this

By far my favorite part of this is “your fingernails are mine now.”

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masterserris

my crowning achievement

Anniversary happened like yesterday but its never too late to eat fingernails

Update!

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natsora
Cassandra Pentaghast: (Pre-DAI) Where’s the Hero of Ferelden? She can lead the Inquisition and fix this mess!
Leliana: Stuffs all the letters she had received from the HoF into her pockets. What? I don’t know, HoF is missing.
Cassandra Pentaghast: What about Hawke? I’m sure Hawke is the next best candidate!
Varric Tethras: Huh? No, no. Hawke has not been seen since the Chantry blew up.
Protagonist of DA4: Where is the Inquisitor? Only she can lead her to victory against her ex-friend Solas!
Cassandra Pentaghast: (Post-DAI, romanced the Inquisitor) What? I have no idea what you’re talking about. The Inquisitor is missing, probably hanging out with the HoF and Hawke.
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rpgchoices

Useless rpgs recs. Rpgs where you can own/buy a home (minor spoilers)

Dragon Age 2: You can reclaim your old family house  Dragon Age: Inquisition: You claim and repair a fort Heaven’s Vault: Your ship is your house The Witcher 3: You get a house with vineyard as a quest and can repair it with another quest Mass Effect games: Your space ship is your home Hero-U Rogue to Redemption: You get a room (and a roommate) in the school Fable: You can purchase multiple houses Fable II: You can purchase multiple houses Fable III: You can purchase multiple houses Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick Obscura: After the evil ending of a certain quest, you can buy a manor Pathfinder: Kingmaker: You reclaim a castle (decorations of the kingdom change based on your alignment) Greedfall: you own a house Shadowrun Hong Kong: You will have a base to return to Shadowrun Dragonfall:  You will have a base to return to Kult: Heretic Kingdoms: You can buy two houses in the two main cities Expedition: Vikings: You own a house Skyrim: You can buy a house or a land, where you can then build and furnish your own house. Oblivion: you can purchase a house Pendula Swing: You own a house, and you will inherit an apartment in the city which you can keep or give away Pillars of Eternity: you reclaim and repair a fort Pillars of Eternity Deadfire: Your ship is your house Baldur’s Gate 2: You can purchase a stronghold, a different one based on your class Neverwinter Night 2: You claim and customize a fort (sorry I accidentally put Hero-U twice!) Divinity Original Sin 1: You get a whole magic house in another dimension.  Enderal: You can purchase two houses Divine Divinity: You can purchase a house

ADDED by commenters: Divinity 2 Ego Draconis (you can claim a fort)

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vulpixish

Hawke, Carver, Varric, and Aveline pullin up to anders’ clinic in act 1

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Anonymous asked:

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

Money

Health

Emergency

Job

Travel

Better You

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Education

Finances

Job Hunting

Life Skills

Miscellaneous

Relationships

Travel & Vehicles

Other Blog Features

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Adult Cheat Sheet:

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

  • wishing to live independently
  • location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university
  • conflict with your parents
  • being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

  • Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.
  • Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.
  • Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

  • They may worry that you are not ready.
  • They may be sad because they will miss you.
  • They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.
  • They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

  • Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?
  • Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
  • Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.
  • Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.
  • Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.
  • Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

  • Your doctor
  • Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800
  • Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44
  • Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325
  • Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277
  • Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50
  • Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

  • Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.
  • Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
  • Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

Keep me updated? xx

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bridgyrose

reblogging for those that follow me that may be starting to move out

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