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My bones crack like a glow stick
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Current icon (Halloween) done by @puff-the-bunny

Making a new pinned post now that I'm an adult and the other one is like,, supremely outdated

(And I still refuse to change my bio)

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cowsabungus

A guide to designing wheelchair using characters!

I hope this helps anyone who's trying to design their oc using a wheelchair, it's not a complete guide but I tried my best! deffo do more research if you're writing them as a character

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dragong-dg

Omg rendered oc headshot ref?? Rise up phone and finger artists we can do ANYTHING!

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Tiny question for my non uk mutuals, if I said "think I'll have a buty and a brew" what do you think im saying?

Ooh you were right with brew

Nope but that's extremely funny and I wish it meant that

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orcboxer

I gotta know what buty is

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funskelet0n

she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!

i wasn’t expecting this to pop off but someone please tell me WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PIERRE IS THERE LORE IM MISSING PLEASE INFORM ME

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jjcattt

if you sell crops to Pierre (NOT through the drop off box on your farm, by selecting items in your inventory when in the shop screen) other villagers will have a chance of saying things like "I bought a (crop) from Pierre the other day, he said he grew it himself!" so Pierre canonically takes credit for your hard work. also, he's a capitalist AND if you compare his prices to those of the Travelling Cart they're almost identical, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE SALESMAN ON THE TRAVELLING CART OUTRIGHT STATES THAT THEIR GOODS ARE OVERPRICED BECAUSE THEY SMUGGLE THEM OUT OF THE GOTARO EMPIRE. so Pierre not only canonically takes credit for your work, but his goods are overpriced for no good reason. also I hate his ugly little combover and he doesn't deserve Caroline

ALSO I FORGOT BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING TALK TO HIM BECAUSE I HATE HIS GUTS BUT IF YOU GET TO SIX HEARTS WITH HIM YOU FIND A 'SECRET STASH' IN HIS BEDROOM. AND ONE OF THE DIALOGUE OPTIONS IN THAT EVENT IS TO SUGGEST THAT HE TELLS HIS WIFE, AND THEN YOU IMMEDIATELY LOSE FIVE HEARTS WITH HIM! WHAT A GROSS LOSER

not to like and reblog my own post but what the fuck!!!! after all of the (hilarious) notes i got and my boyfriend discovering r/FuckPierre on reddit, i’m finding out this guy is the worst!!! it’s almost comical how much he sucks. thank you @jjcattt i love you for all of this info and if i were a villager i’d give the remaining 5 hearts you potentially lost with pierre right back to you. fuck this fake anticapitalist hoe taking credit for the working persons crops and not giving us the credit we deserve. i’m glad i never sold jack and/or shit to him. you spend all this time in the shop and you never fuck your wife so at least care for some crops you bitch. fuck this guy.

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symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

strung up like a puppet controlled by a giant disembodied hand but i'm blushing and giggling and fluttering my eyelashes of my own free will

"doomed by the narrative" or, as i like to call it, "getting fucked raw by fate"

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A Storm in the Rocky Mountains, Mt. Rosalie – Albert Bierstadt (detail) // Lofoten Island – Lev Lagorio // Rosenlaui – François Diday // Mount Elbrus in the Clouds – Nikolai Yaroshenko // Storm in the Mountains – Hermann Ottomar Herzog // Sierra Nevada – Albert Bierstadt // Rocky Mountain Landscape – Albert Bierstadt // Inkpot Gods – The Amazing Devil

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