Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

Jeane from No More Heroes II

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

Happy furball.

The kitten’s post-score scamper says it.

it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

totally unbothered

So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

“Your boyfriend is evil!” “Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!” Well, he’s a joy to me. Maybe it’s a you problem.

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

All the night scenes in the Fallout show are so dark. They should have lit it like the games and had all of the characters talking to the vault dweller girl have a bright green pip-boy light shining directly in their face