since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

how bad could it possibly be

im real tired of being so average but i have no idea how to stop

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Poe Party Word Count Statistics

I really love words, numbers, and Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party, so I’ve spent most of this weekend putting them together by analyzing the word counts of the Poe Party characters. Also I have no life. And I’m pretty sure no one cares. But just in case…

The (approximate) total word counts are as follows:

Note: Screams were never counted as words, but I wasn’t super consistent on how I counted some of the noises certain characters (cough, Oscar, cough) make that are sort of but not exactly words, or how I counted stammering (if someone - cough, HG, cough - says “I, I, I” should that count as 3 words? Or just one?), but I figure for all intents and purposes this is pretty close.  I did not count the Epilogue or any bonus videos, or the little Oscar bit after the credits.

The character who talks the most in each chapter is:

The characters’ word counts by chapter are tracked in the following super-hard-to-read graph:

So Eddie’s ridiculously long villain monologue means he talks almost twice as much in chapter 11 as anyone else does in a single chapter.

I felt like it was kind of unfair to compare the word counts of characters who died early on to those who survived to the end, so I also made this chart taking into account how many chapters each character appeared in:

Chapters in which a character appears only as a corpse (or fake corpse), or in a flashback from earlier that evening, do not count; chapters in which a character appears only as a ghost, or in a flashback from before that evening, do. Example: George counts as being in chapter 6 but not 7; Eddie counts as being in chapter 10 (even though he doesn’t say anything) but not 2 or 3; etc.

Okay, this post is getting too long, but stay tuned for more charts and analysis coming soon!

Only you can do that writing thing like you can. Make it happen! 

all i see are posts about how girls are supposed to be strong and confident and not take shit, but some girls arent like that some girls are shy or quiet or have anxiety issues or theyre insecure or have mental illnesses, so heres to all of them because they dont get appreciated enough

Team Avatar talking about Aang. 

my life has too much panic and not enough disco

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Dazai, to his waitress (via incorrectbungoustraydogs)

me: MOM!!!! :-DD CAN WE GO TO MCDONALDS…..!!! STRUMS M BANJO!! DOES A LIL DITTY!!! ~♩♬~  ^____^ !!!!

mom: no sweetie your father made dinner at home

me: ojh. aaa… ;; thts a bit meen but thts alrite hv a good day >___< !!

“Dazai is an uneeded character”

-said no one ever

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

And my personal favorite