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MC: *gets sent to another plane of existence*

MC: YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE

Devil:…Did I? I only promised not to hurt you.

MC:…

MC:

Julian Devorak: H-

Me: Julian, the light of my life, the moon to my sun, the love of my life, what the FUCK did you get yourself into this time?

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Lucio: *returns*

MC, from their place in limbo:

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The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest the we’ll ever have to world peace.

bringing this back because it’s time LOL

Gonna be reblogging this literally every other day until the last day of April 😂😂

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

After having 70’s hits in Guardians of the Galaxy then 80’s bops in the sequel I honestly can’t wait for the 3rd movie to be announced, because we’ll probably have a 90’s OST with, very probably, the very first shot of the movie being Chris Pratt kicking open a door with ‘someBODY ONCE-’ blasting in the background

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It’s finally the day

He eat. He sleep. But most importantly he hold him’s own feet.

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I’m sure you didn’t need to be married anyway...I guess...oops

When somebody signs up for a membership at my gym they can add immediate family members such as their children or a spouse.

Any time any of these individuals are added, a note pops up on the account stating who is on the membership. We do this to prevent everybody from adding on to one account to avoid paying for a full membership.

Today the worst possible scenario happened.

One of our regulars came in and wanted to add her husband to the account.

There’s already a husband on the account. 

Guy thinks she’s already signed him up.

It’s not him on the account.

She tells me there’s a mistake, her husband is right here, there clearly could be no husband on her account since she didn’t sign him up. She has an “OH SHIT” look plastered onto her face.

Well, the guy you come in with all the time is listed as husband. I turn the monitor around to show her to jog her memory. She added him as her husband 4 months ago when she signed up.

From the ensuing argument I gather:

It was a brief argument and they left together, fighting the whole way. Well, it was mostly him chewing her ass and her trying to explain it even though he wasn’t hearing it anyway.

Oops.

I don’t really feel bad about it at all, but I could have done without the drama. -J

Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.

I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.

“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!

I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”

Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??

MOOOOOM