put 'careful, Ren' on my gravestone

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The Longfin Of The Lost Lagoon

An unexpected issue with his aircraft forces Cargo Pilot Kylo Ren to make an emergency landing on an uninhabited island in the middle of the ocean. He prefers not to call it a ‘crash’ but the un-flyable wreck on the beach suggests otherwise. He tries to send a message to his family but the on-board computer is bust. All he can do is hope that someone notices that he doesn’t make a check-in and then come to look for him.

But Kylo doesn’t know how long he’ll survive here. He has food that he was transporting on board the plane and it’s safe enough for him to use as shelter but food will run out eventually. He may go insane from the isolation before then.

But he’d be lying if he said that he weren’t enchanted by this island, with the lagoon in particular. He knows where he is geographically but he’s never heard of this island before; he’s sure that it wasn’t on any of the maps that he has previously studied. Part of the lagoon is hidden by a cave, giving Kylo extra shelter from the rainy nights. It’s strangely peaceful.

Kylo is completely unaware that this island is not completely uninhabited. A longfinned merman has lived in these waters since he was a small fry, having fled the terrors of his father’s clan in the sea. Here, he’s safe. His shining green tail gives him excellent camouflage beneath the lagoon’s emerald waters, meaning he can observe the human from afar.

Luckily for Kylo, the merman chooses not to eat him but instead, is curious about where he came from. He leaves some fish on one of the rocks inside the cave, the very same rock where Kylo comes to meditate every day.

Kylo gets the fright of his life when a red-haired merman pops out of the water to say hello to him. He calls himself ‘Hux’, a lone merman with no clan. He has so many questions for Kylo, wanting to know everything about him.

Not only is the lagoon enchanting, but Kylo quickly finds himself falling in love with this beautiful creature. At first, he merely appreciates having someone to talk to but the more time he spends on this lonely island, the more he finds himself craving every inch Hux is smart, quick-witted and oh-so beautiful.

Kylo has a realisation when he’s swimming beneath the calming waters inside the cave, holding onto Hux’s hands as they swirl in the sunbeams; he never wants to leave this place.

Can he really return to the sky when his love is in the sea?

🩵 IT’S 🩵 M E R M A Y 🩵

I was browsing for desk accessories whilst on my lunch break today and came across this desk mat.

This is absolutely Kylux.

Pining Hux is one of my favourite tropes. I need him being sad and desperate and thinking of nothing but that brute Kylo Ren in his loneliest hours. He sees Kylo on the bridge, and his shoulders sink with hopelessness because he knows that he’ll never see Kylo smiling back at him or feel Kylo’s arms around him. He misses Kylo so impossibly much despite it making no logical sense in Hux’s mind…

…because how can you miss something you never had?

So I received an acceptance letter into a permanent role in the Ministry of Justice today. When I took this on this training, there wasn’t a guaranteed job at the end of it. It would require on learning on the job whilst studying at university, submitting essays whilst working overtime, getting experience in the role as though I was already qualified. It’s been such a rough road but I fucking did it. I’m absolutely overjoyed 🖤💛

absolutely obsessed with this terrible drama about a kinda abo au where an alpha male falls in love with a human female it’s so bad it’s good

When Omega Hux wakes after the incident at Exegol, he’s being watched over by a stranger.

His senses are alert with this new presence, fearing for his safety. He doesn’t know where he is or what’s happened; all he knows it that his alpha is dead. He felt Kylo’s passing in his soul as though a light was extinguished in his heart’s core.

So when he hears Kylo’s voice say his name, his eyes snap open.

The alpha sitting beside his bed and holding his hand is not Kylo Ren. He may have Kylo’s handsome face but his hair is shorter, he’s dressed in pale civilian clothing and his scent is repulsive. It smells like vanilla and chamomile, not like the black cherry and stargazing like Kylo’s.

“I’m here, Hux. You’re okay. I promise I won’t leave you.”

But Hux is far from okay. He doesn’t know this alpha, this ‘Ben Solo’, this alpha who won’t let go of his hand.

Ben Solo is not his mate, but Ben is under no such impression. He tells Hux that he still is Kylo, that Ben was always Kylo too.

Hux is terrified. Was everything about his mate a lie? Was Kylo really a sheep in wolf’s clothing all along?

“I know it hurts, but you’re doing so well for me, Hux.”

Hux whines again, trying to spread his legs further apart to accommodate Kylo’s fully-engorged knot but his limbs have reached their angle of capacity, and the alpha’s knot remains unmoved. It’s certainly doing its job: plugging him full of cum so that not a drop leaks out. All of Kylo’s potent seed is cradled inside of Hux, warm and safe. The omega can’t help but lay his palm atop his soft belly, imagining himself swelling with pregnancy and not just cum as he is now.

“It’s so big,” Hux sighs, skin flushed and sweating from a few exhausting rounds of sex. Typically, Hux knows that an omega should be bred on his hands and knees but he prefers to be on his back so that he is able to watch his mate plow him with his cock until his knot swells. It also means he can stare at Kylo’s beautiful face, and watch in awe at the alpha’s changing expressions and emotions. Hux still find it’s difficult to believe that such a strong and handsome alpha is his.

“I’ve never been with someone who can fit all of my knot inside of them. But you can, can’t you, sweetheart? You can take it,” Kylo growls, smiling. He thrusts his hips forward, making Hux’s entire body jolt in an orgasmic aftershock, accompanied by a shrill cry. “My good omega. So wet and full for me.”

Hux looks down between his open legs, finding a mix of slick and sweat coating his thighs and covering Kylo’s lower body. The room reeks of sex, so much so that the whole ship is likely to know that their General has fallen into heat.

“Yes,” Hux breathes, allowing his body to relax back into the mountain of pillows beneath him. His eyes flutter shut as tiredness seeps in, what with his belly full of cum and his heart full of love. “Yours, Ren.”

Kylo and Hux’s daughter may look more like Hux but she is, in fact, exactly like Kylo in every way. Hux can’t believe that there are two of them now.