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CIVILIAN;;

@miragesbian / miragesbian.tumblr.com

i still keep my baby teeth in the bedside table with my jewelry. you still sleep in the bed with me, my jewelry and my baby teeth.
sloane | they | lesbian | white | disabled | 31 | unapologetically loving wen kexing and jiang cheng
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miragesbian

hi. my grandma passed away. i was being paid to be her primary caregiver. we're going to lose roughly $2500 in income a month. for the next few months we're gonna need financial help

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/vaels

if anyone can help us i would appreciate it. this will go to rent and food for us. thank you.

a friend of her's established a gofundme, please consider reblogging, donating or even sharing the gfm link in other places it help to share <3

i wont get benefits back til maybe december, pls help :')

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

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mr-craig

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

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ruckuscauser

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

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fremedon

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

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90-ghost

Hello guys i have good news and bad news.

The good news that I'm finally in Egypt now with my youngest brother and the bad news is my mother and my other brother with his wife still in Rafah waiting to evacute to Egypt.

I feel so sad and depressed for leaving them i should stayed and get out together.

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heystephen

im just so exhausted by the daily onslaught of fatphobia and unwarranted cruelty toward fat ppl were subjected to on today’s internet. i feel like it’s worse than it ever has been in my lifetime and nearly inescapable

i go on twitter. people on my timeline are agreeing that you should be allowed to exclude fat people from your results on dating apps the same you can exclude genders. somebody else reshares a viral video where a man proudly proclaims that he will not sit next to a fat person on a plane. i go on tiktok. a pair of girls post a video sharing advice for fat people visiting amusement parks. every comment is some remark about how the advice wouldn’t be needed if they’d just stop being fat. another video shows a street interviewer asking a fat man what he orders at burger king, it’s a joke that he isn’t in on, but he answers that he orders one regular sized burger to eat part of and save for later. all of the comments smugly announce that he must be lying, surely he orders multiple large meals and eats them all in one sitting. i go on instagram. a friend of a friend shares on their story a ‘funny’ video of a fat woman working out. it doesn’t seem like she consented to being filmed, or that she’s even aware of it. there’s a debate in the comments about if fat women have the ‘right’ to wear sports bras and yoga pants. somebody jokes that she probably left the gym and went straight to mcdonalds, and their comment gets 2k likes

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