ok this genuinely made me laugh so hard but its because i dont know what it means at all whatsoever 

god damm it i got a stomachache

Andrew Lloyd Webber is such a force of chaos and I love that for him

Losing my mind over this comment. the randomness, the fanciful imagery, the lack of meaningful context. 10/10 great job tumblr

andrew lloyd webber aka the creator of Phantom of the opera and Cats, but more importantly the man responsible for the Sexy Thomas the Tank Engine musical adaption

The sexy?? Thomas the tank engine?? musical adaptation?? WHAT??

oh yes I am delighted to introduce you to the spectacle on roller skates known as the STARLIGHT EXPRESS!

it’s the 9th longest running theatre show in West End history and, for some reason, the most successful musical in Germany?

the first song Webber wrote (ultimately removed from the final production) was called ENGINE OF LOVE. It was originally written for an American soul singer who could sing three notes simultaneously in the style of a steam whistle.

yeah. absolute banger

I have never seen Starlight Express, but this twitter thread has me curious.

“I have become God; God gets to write a musical where everyone is on roller skates”

i never thought of the fact that some poeple might not know od starlight express

I think we should make memes out of ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets

tiny bag

this is an experiment:

trying to prove something to my friends

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PANSEXUALITY AND BISEXUALITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT, VALID SEXUALITIES

didn't even realize the face lmaOO

Face..?

Oh

OH I SEE IT ALSJGJSGSJSK

aha im too dislexic for this i am save

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

newborns need a few minutes to fully inflate

get the builder bear guy in, her water broke!!

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

oof ouch my heart

i fricking sobbed hard while watching it

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

god i didnt know he needed inner monolg

this is better than i imagined it and your art is so cute and just raidiates good vibes

he does have one

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

and explaining anything like this

some times is spinning and Cuts me

IAN YOU PRIVK

When gays sit in a couch

Tag yourself, I’m literally all of them.

im IAN.

having a normal one on etsy today

catholic school teachers grading shit like

i wanna know how fast the shipping was now as it is the closet thing to god apperantly

"You can't mock Prince Philip's death! He was a person!"

yes but we dont wanna be dicks to the queen so let her have some time before roasting the shit out of that even alive cript keeping looking ass

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.

Helping send out messages across the seven seas.

sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?

mermaid: *points to his feet*

sailor: I don’t under–

mermaid: give me your shoes

sailor: what?

mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR

why is the sailor wearing crocs? Is he just like an older man who is a hooby sailor and has a little boat and ge wears crocks and like a hawaii shirt

i have nightmares that look precisely like this

i had feardreams just about those two marks on the floor didnt know i had just gotten the tempurary demo nightmare