Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
hey jun i remembered tumblr existed so i want u to look up lego piece 32557
oh this is Epic.
aita for wanting a life that feels worth living
adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
Cannonball
yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
They also should've been garden gnomes
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.
they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there
sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.
sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.
Has this one made it to tumblr yet
person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness
it just keeps getting better
HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK
Of course he doesn’t sound out of place
He knows what he is doing
How dare u doubt him
Kermit was a famous pirate known for his tenacity and success.
She let more blood in 10 seconds than the phlebotomist let all damn day.
Holy shit that's so cool
Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience
This is now my favorite photo
となりのトトロ · My Neighbour Totoro
I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body