the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

After a dubious April Fools Shourtney engagement announcement, the pod being two hours late AND a live premiere, and then a full hour of Angela and Chanse doing an improvised, increasingly unhinged and yet scarily accurate Shayne and Amanda impression + Smosh Mouth parody. I think this was not just the perfect way to end the ep. It was the only way to end it.

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

Mentally floating face down in a river

i think my job is trying to phase me out and he’s using a poor turnover on customer leads as the reason.

the kicker is - im not a sales person. i run the office. i do everything fucking else. but yeah i don’t bring in enough customers. and yet, i have brought in customers. and yet that’s not enough. that wasn’t even talked about as an expectation with me, it was just a bonus not a requirement of the job. but suddenly it’s a requirement and it’s going against me.

tbh i think it’s because of his girlfriend. not that she doesn’t like me or anything, she might not, idk. but he wants her around and wants her to work alongside him so that goes against me and now i get nitpicked for fucking nothing.

im great at my job. and yet, somehow still not enough.

and the nitpicking….jeez.

asks me to send inventory on towels so i sent inventory on towels. but that’s the wrong way to send it even thought that’s the way i have always sent it and he’s not proposing a different way to send it. then wants to say that it’s not correct because we have so many more towels of a specific color when i personally checked and no we don’t. but oh he can’t be wrong, so i must be wrong. consistently.

it’s okay if you give in sometimes. sometimes the weight of everything becomes too heavy and it’s okay to get upset, it’s okay to cry or get angry. sometimes there’s dips in your recovery but you can stand up again afterwards, stronger than before. you’re not weak for having a bad time.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling