sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

Nightmare image

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

Nintendo changed how weeds work in the last update!!!

this feels relevant

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard

found this new term over at Urban Dictionary

i had a dream i was on jeopardy, and an answer was “you don’t need to be a ‘champ’ to know about THIS twitch emote” 

Do you only care about Black Women post-mortem?

Jennifer is alive & asking for help. We need eyes on her case as things progress. This shit doesn't accidentally continue for 2+ yrs. Cops claim they can do nothing, which is directly a lie.

#standwithjennifer

She has video recordings & pictures evidence on her instagram, she has even won a court case against her neighbor (due to Jennifer getting tickets from the dog shit the neighbor threw into her yard) yet the neighbor remains & continues to harass. This same neighbor pulled similar tactics to push the previous owner, another woman of color, out as well.

I lived at a place once with toxic neighbors. They too left dogshit at my door a few times. Idk what beef they had with me personally since we both were white & hardly exchanged any words. But i know it's not ok to not feel welcome at your own home. Jennifer not only feels unwelcomed, she doesn't even feel SAFE at her property that she OWNS.

Please stand with jennifer & help keep her safe.

Jennifer's twitter: @Immaculates_Mom

Jennifer's IG: @standwithjennifer

its kind of funny how much of self-improvement is outsmarting yourself

lmaooooooo 😂