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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix

So no clit?

bitches always got something to say. make your own post.

So no clit?

gen alpha is getting a lot of shit lately but i gotta say "sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler" is uniquely absurdly hilarious and not that different from what we would've circulated at 13

thinking about that one video

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

Real life sims 4 career ulockable furniture

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

mordecai and rigby stop kindating squidbob or you're FIRED

you know who else is kindating squidbob?

im stumped. fire away muscle man

a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

mistreating him

petting him

squishing him

petting him harder