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romuluslupin
Richie: Its official impossible for me to fall in love because last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kit Kats in my bag with the explicit thought “drunk me is going to be so excited when he finds these” and I dont think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that.
Eddie: but what did drunk you ever do for sober you?
Richie: one time I blacked out and woke up to find 13 rolls of Ritz crackers in my bag because drunk me is also an ideal provider.
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Nobody ever talks about this and I wanna know why

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hohnoni

in this house, we love teen richie and his awful fashion sense

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dizzleceezy

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

i lovethis so much

trans… trans crayon?

Yes

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

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I got a gun *loading click* no girls, girls gotta die *gunshots mix with drums*

wake up with no hhhuuueɘυυυʜʜʜ Julioioioio̸͔͛h̴͇̀h̶̰͑h̸̖̆h̷̢̎h̴̼̅ḩ̷̏  

I can I can’t baby jeans. You and your pe nis inpoopments   ̷̩͕̞̼̝̘̘̻̺̦̥͎̮͇̣̼̀͛́͌͐̊̏̕͘͝ ̴̡͈͚͉͈͚̰͓̼̣͇̟͓̲̣͐̍͌̋̓̂̋̇̋̃̉̒̈́̑̈́̉͘̕͘͜͝ ̵̥̠̼̐̾̎̑̀̀́̌͋̀̍̍̈́̽̀͂̏̿̔̓ ̵̨̠̹͎̣̝͙̹̦̹̝̘̯̲̮̹̳͋̿̈̃̉̋̿́̽͂̑͜ ̸̠̄̐̓͊̇̈́̀́̇̚ ̴̣͈̘̞̗͓̜̤͈͈̙̒̔̆͒͋͛̎̽̿̽͊̔̃̔̀̚͝͝͠͠ ̷̛̛͚͎͎͈̱̦͉̻̯͗̆̂̌͌̀̊̈̈́͌̓̆͆̕͜͝ ̶̡̳͚̹͖̥͇̪͐̑̈̎̽̍̃͋͆̃̊͒͑̄̀̽͗̍̃̎́̎̑̉͘̚ ̸̧̢̗̥͈͔̩͔̻͙̲͈̣̰̟̬̭̦̞̠͇̔̃͌͆̂̀͗̅̏̒͆̚͜͜͜͠ ̶̧̨̨͙̮̳͕͈̪̫͓̗̯͖̓̈́̈́̍͒ ̸̛͖̻̔̾͆͆̿͑̑̍͑̕͘̕͝ ̸̧̨̰̯͙̱͔̠̭̙̲͔̼̳̭̦̹̫͔̖̙̿̓͗̍̄̈́̉͜ͅ ̶̧̨̫̮̣̝̠͎̰̜̜̗͖̮͓͉͙̯͙͑̅̈͊͜ ̸̡̬͕͔̺͚̘́̉̿̐̅̉͊̆͋̽̈́̈́̐̓́̿̒̊̄̾͘̕͘͘͜͝͝ ̸̟͂͌̀̅̅̅ ̶̨͉̘̟͎̣̳͖̗̩̑̈́͌̌̂͌́̓ ̸̰̱͈̣̟͚̩̠͆̃͝ ̶̨̡̨̧̨̪̼̞̖̝̦͔͉̲̩̱͍̱͇͍̗̺̞̦́̑͒̀̓̀͑͑̄̀̀͂͆̀̇ ̸̢̨͙͔͇͖̠̥͕͎̖̫̗̇̽̀̂́͑͘̕͜͝    

JJJUUU UUUUUU И И И И И И И И И HHHHH jushjush

                                                          ʳʳʳʳʳˡˡˡˡˡˡˡ ᴮʷᶦᵖ

                                                ɢᴜᴜᴜ

J U M P  in the CAAC , gᵤᵤ        

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eddiektozier

Class president Richie

List of decrees:

  • Smoke breaks between classes
  • Mike on the football team even though he’s homeschooled
  • EDDIE CAN NEVER NOT WEAR SHORTS! In the winter he can wear leg warmers.
  • *slams fist on table* Bev spends one semester in Portland and another in Derry
  • No can make fun of Stan for being Jewish but me
  • Everyone has to call Eddie “First Lady” (SHUT THE FUCK UP RICHIE!)
  • March 19th is throw apples at Greta Keene day
  • Anyone who laughs at Bill during presentations will be explelled
  • Ben as president of the literature club cause Kevin is a pretentious asshole
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nuka-rockit

depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

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stranger things s3: nancy is pregnant with jonathan’s third child, steve starts dating the quirky new “alternative girl” but also becomes bffs with billy and there’s plenty of queerbaiting to keep the shippers happy, kali dies offscreen in between seasons, mike and will fight over both having a crush on el, hopper dies

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