Anonymous asked:
This johnten drought is killing me :( , do you think we’ll be able to see them again ever? Cuz they have no overlapping promotions
okay this is prolly hella old aH IF and only IF sm is nice to us maybe
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR CYBER BULLYING JOHNNY ON TUMBLR
JOHNNYS ABS YALL FUCKK
BITCH IM ALIVE
Johnny: can you believe I was straight before I met you
Ten: honey, you weren’t straight, you were oblivious
Johnny: you think this is a bad idea?
Ten: without doubt
Johnny: then why are you smiling?
Ten: because bad ideas are my favourite kind
Johnny: self love is loving ten
johntenismyotp reblogged
he’s gettin’ that lime
Ten: being gay isn't a choice
Ten, grabbing Johnny's hand like a trophy: it's a game and I'm winning
hello today is june 8th and i miss you a lot, please come back plsplspls !!! xoxo a very VERY sad mae
omGGSGDGD NOW ITS AUGUST 26TH SORRY BABE IM SO INACTIVE UGHH I MISS U TOO :((
ten, when dispatch exposes him and johnny:
WayV DRAGGED MY OUT OF THE GRAVE BY MY WEAVE IM BACK IN ACTION BABY!!!! HMU WHEN YOU HAVE THR CHANCE xoxo Mae
mAE BOO HI ITS BEEN SO LONG OMG SHSHSJJSHS SAME IM BALD
The only straight I am is straight up gay.”
Ten, probably.
Ten: I guarantee you you that years from now I’ll be your second husband
Johnny: and what happened to my first husband?
Ten: nothing you can prove
Ten: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms
Johnny: [looking down and realizing he only has two arms] fuck
Johnny: you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but I would kiss you if you asked” club with
Ten: you’re in my “we’re friends but I would marry you if you asked” club and you’re the only one in there
Ten: [gets slightly hurt]
Johnny: [wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in cold sweat, heavily breathing] something is wrong