Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
Step your tie game in 2014 guys. I COMMAND THEE!
(the more intricate the knot, the more loops, then the longer the tie needs to be)
Wow. Some of these are really nice!
Integral knowledge!
For all your Logan cosplaying needs
I know this has been done, a lot. It’s actually what inspired me to write about the other Sides as little kids. But, I’ve been asked to share my spin, so here we go! @princey-must-slay @leesacrakon @cleopolitian @just-fic-me-up @asexual-trashbag @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @analogicalityhell @cefmua56 @pirate-patton @princeyandanxiety anybody else who wants a tag, let me know.
- After the incidents with the other three, to say Virgil was living up to his title would be a vast understatement.
- Seeing the others as kids had been cute and all (Dad’s four week stint as a kid had been worrying towards the end) but it was NOT a thing he wanted for himself.
- He refused any and all Roman Adventure Invitations, even if he really did enjoy playing the snarky villain with Princey from time to time.
- They still had no idea what had caused Dad’s bout of littleness, and frankly Virgil found that far more worrying. How do you protect yourself from something if you don’t know anything about it???
- So, when he woke up and realized his hoodie was way bigger than it should be, he did not handle it well.
- The terrified screams brought Patton bursting into the room, and he stopped short at seeing Tiny Virgil crying and screaming on the bed, his tiny hands buried in his hair, knees pulled up to his chest.
- Virgil slowly became aware of strong arms holding him, a familiar scent, that particular shade of blue that always signaled safety and home to him.
- “It’s going to be okay, Virge. Breathe. In for four, hold for seven, out for eight. That’s good, sweetheart, you’re doing amazing!” Patton’s soothing voice spoke softly to him. He slowly started to calm. A hand carded through his hair, and he let out a small whimper before burrowing deeper into Patton’s arms.
- Patton kept up the soothing litany of words, but inside? Screaming. His sweet, emo child was cuddling him, and look at how adorable the giant hoodie was??? It was enveloping Tiny Virgil and LOOK AT THE SWEATER PAWS!!!!
- Patton scoops him up and brings him to the commons, and Roman immediately jumps to his feet with a loud “I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT THIS TIME!!!!”
- “We know, Roman.” Logan rolled his eyes, slowly closing the book he’d been reading and putting it aside.
- Tiny Virgil squirmed until Patton put him down, then toddled over to Logan. The evil smirk that crossed his face should really have been the logical side’s first clue what he was about to say.
- “Hi, Momma.”
- “NOT AGAIN!!!” Logan groaned before heaving a long suffering sigh and picking up the now beaming Virgil to sit on his lap.
- Tiny Virgil has retained more of his adult mind than the others, and he’s not sure why. On the one hand, it helps lessen the panic knowing that he can still keep Thomas safe. On the other hand, every time the others are kind to him, cuddle him, do things for him, he feels this very sharp pain in his heart because he just knows they will never like him this much as an adult.
- That doesn’t mean he’s above using this situation to his advantage, however. He’s always wanted to be hugged, to be cuddled, just to have some friendly physical contact in his life. The others never did anything like that in the past, but being little gives him the perfect opportunity to indulge, and nobody has to know.
- Tiny Virge is always making grabby hands, asking for “up” and “snuggles”, and Patton IS SO HERE FOR THIS, YES, MY LITTLE SHADOWLING YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SNUGGLES AS YOU WANT!!!!
- Tiny Virgil prefers grape juice in the purple sippy cup, whereas Tiny Patton needed only apple juice (NEVER GRAPE) in the blue sippy cup. When Logan made that error the first time, he cringed expecting a Patton Level Tantrum. Instead, he got a shrug from Tiny Virgil who just said “Is okay, Momma. You twy.” Logan decides right then and there that he LOVES Virgil and devotes an inordinate amount of time to making absolutely certain that he is happy.
- Patton finds this precious beyond measure.
- Roman isn’t on the best of terms with Virgil, even after they’d gone to get him back in Accepting Anxiety. So, he’s not surprised when Tiny Virgil is very wary around him. He is a little hurt, but he understands.
- One day, while Tiny Virgil is coloring with Black Cauldron on the TV, Roman sits down on the couch next to him. Virgil glances at him, but doesn’t stop what he’s doing.
- “What are you drawing, my dark little Prince?”
Tiny Virgil pauses for a moment, regarding him with surprisingly adult eyes, almost like he’s taking his measure.
- “Favit aminal. Trash panda! See?” When Tiny Virgil shyly holds up his adorable drawing of a black and purple raccoon, looking for all the world like he expected the prince to laugh at it, Roman felt his heart break a little more.
- “Virgil! That’s incredible! Truly, I love it. It reminds me of your new jacket.” Now Virgil frowned, hiding behind his bangs.
- “Too ittle for jacket now. Don’t fit.” His voice sounded so sad, and Roman simply could not stand it.
- With a flourish of his hands, he produced a small version of Virgil’s jacket. “How about this one? Will it do until we can make you big again?”
- Tiny Virgil dropped his crayon, his mouth falling open in shock. He started to reach for it, then visibly stopped himself, looking up at Roman uncertainty.
- “Why? You hate me. You just being nice cuz I’m small. You’ll hate me again when I’m big.”
- Oh, something inside Roman’s heart just shattered at that sad little statement. What on Earth had he done to his Dark and Stormy Knight?
- Roman sat forward, a very serious look on his face. “Virgil, I have NEVER hated you. I have disagreed with you, disliked how you made Thomas feel from time to time, but I have never hated you. I misunderstood you, and it was easier to paint you as a villain than to admit I had misjudged you. That was my failing, not yours. If I ever made you feel lesser or unwanted, you have my most sincere apologies. You are quite extraordinary, Virgil, and I assure you, I will like you even more when you’re big again.”
- Tiny Virgil’s lower lip quivered, his brown eyes swimming with emotions. “… Promise?”
- Roman extended his pinky finger, face still serious. “I give you my most solemn vow.”
- Virgil hooked his pinky with Roman’s, then launched himself into Roman’s arms. That tiny hoodie became his favorite piece of clothing, and he absolutely refused to be parted from it.
- Two weeks later, when Virgil wakes up normal sized, he is fully expecting everything to go back to the way it was.
- Logan greets him with a warm smile, Patton envelopes him in a warm hug before cheerfully ruffling his hair and grabbing the grape juice from the fridge. Roman gives him a fierce hug that lifts his feet off the ground.
- Virgil acts embarrassed, but nobody misses how he has to duck his head to wipe happy tears away or the small smile on his face.
Captain, my captain! I really miss tiny sides content. Would you be up to sharing some platonic moxiety thoughts with virgil taking care of tiny patton? Or any other platonic ships with virgil taking care of each kid?
Nonny…I miss Tiny Sides, too, and this is too good a prompt to pass up! *cracks knuckles*
Virgil taking care of Tiny Patton:
- You thought he was protective before? Hoooo boy, he is on a whole other level now. If little Pat so much as sniffles, he’s right there.
- Tiny Pat can be a bit clumsy, tripping over his own feet in his hurry to hug somebody or chase that puppy to pet it. As a result, Virgil has a whole collection of Band-Aids in different characters and colors. Sometimes Pat just wants Band-Aids for fun, and those are Virgil’s favorite times, because he hates when Tiny Pat gets hurt.
- ONLY Virgil is allowed to apply band-aids, because he’s the only one who knows to sing the “Flower Gleam and Glow” song from Tangled and kiss it better when he’s done patching up the damage.
- Tiny Patton often gravitates to Momma LoLo, but sometimes he just wants his ‘Irgil. On those days, Logan makes himself scarce and Virgil has a small Patton koala clinging to him all day. Seriously, if he puts Pat down, he’ll cling to his leg and giggle as he’s pulled along for the ride with each step.
- He (not so) secretly loves those days, because if Tiny Patton’s with him, he doesn’t get hurt.
Virgil taking care of Tiny Logan:
- Without adult Logan around, Virgil steps neatly into the role of a harried mother. As a fellow left brain, he has to step in and assist with Logan’s duties so Thomas doesn’t lose his grip on reality. Of course, that’s super hard for the embodiment of anxiety, but Logan’s taught him a lot and he does his best.
- Tiny Logan finds him the most relaxing to be around. Daddy Patton is the most comforting, but Virgil is comforting because he understands how Logan’s mind works better than the others.
- Virgil is Tiny Logan’s main source of information. Therefore, he is constantly bombarded with questions. “Why do bees create a hexagon shape instead of circles or squares?” “How are black holes formed?” “What does this button do?” “Why did Roman’s laptop turn black?” “Why is Roman shaking?” “Why do we need to leave his room, it’s pretty here!” “Did I do something bad?” “What does it mean when work is unsaved?” Etc. etc. etc.
- (Roman was able to recover what he’d been working on and Tiny Logan drew him a crown as an apology, for the record.)
- Tiny Logan is curious about everything, and in his quest for answers he tends to get into way more trouble. Like the time Virgil caught him putting Dawn dish soap in the dishwasher because he wanted to help Patton with the chores. Or the time he found his toolkit and promptly tore apart the vacuum cleaner to see how it worked.
Virgil taking care of Tiny Roman:
- Tiny Roman has no fear, and doesn’t ever consider consequences. Tiny Roman is going to give Virgil gray hair, a heart attack, or both!
- If Virgil had a dollar for every time he’s pulled Tiny Roman off of something he shouldn’t be on, or randomly caught the child screaming “CATCH ME!!!” he would be insanely rich.
- Tiny Roman has energy for DAYS and rarely wants to stay indoors. So Virgil is often dragged along for pint sized adventures. Thankfully, when Roman is Tiny, his imagination reverts to childhood so things are a lot less scary. Dust bunny monsters, Virgil can handle.
- One time he came through the Imagination door to see Tiny Roman crying, pinned under a dragon, and Virgil’s fight-or-flight kicked in. He defeated the dragon in record time, and Tiny Roman proclaimed him a Knight Protector to his whole Kingdom. To this day, he can’t enter Roman’s realm without being hailed by that title, which never fails to make him cringe into his hoodie while simultaneously glowing inside because….he likes being a protector.
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
iengait
Enckmah
…
Sure…
Haincaid
Eyttke
Aw, come on, this one sucks.
Ay-tikka? Terrible.
Guys can I draw you all as dragons now
My immediate thought was “that would be lit” and I didn’t even realise it was a pun. My brain’s just doing it automatically.
Hativido
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
The Best Time of Year 🍂
Beata Thoma
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Thoma
You know I’m so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Thoma
Why I see hin dancing there
Why his smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
I feel him, I see him
The sun caught in his auburn hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It’s not my fault
I’m not to blame
It is the royal boy
The witch who sent this flame
It’s not my fault
If in God’s plan
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man
Protect me, Thoma
Don’t let this siren cast his spell
Don’t let his fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Roman Sanders
And let him taste the fires of hell
Or else let him be mine and mine alone
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now Princey, it’s your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
God have mercy on him
God have mercy on me
But he will be mine
Or he will burn!
Yes just yes
I feel like I’m one of the only five people that ships Moxiety.
Reblog this if you do too so that I know I’m not alone.
Why did I stay up till 1am making this
10/5/2018 - Logan can’t find Virgil whsjsns
Aww, this is adorable
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
hence:
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
This is everything
How I Work Out My Issues 🌳 (W/ Camden & Adri)
