Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

Literally one of the best things about this hellsite is the unanimous love of The Mummy and, specifically, Rick. It warms my heart.

we love and support Rick O’Connell in this house

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

date of origin: 5th of march, 2013.

jungle zen

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How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

the next stimulus check

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

yet another nasty night out with the boys

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber