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elise

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Brendon Urie Gif Hunt

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Under the cut are 304 textless mostly hq gifs of Brendon Urie. I do not own any of these gifs and will happily credit the creators or remove the gifs they own if requested. Please reblog or like if you use! :)

Requested by Anonymous

a beautiful gif hunt

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brendon walking into you naked- headcanons

-you and brendon have been friends for 27 years -seriously -your mothers were best friends and it was only suiting that you two would be best friends too -like most fridays you and brendon always watched a movie together at 7:00pm -you would always wait for brendon to be in your room by 7:00pm ready to go and watch a movie with him -brendon usually, okay always thinks of them as mini dates -one night you had taken a shower for too long probably it was because you were listening to music for too long -then your favorite song came on while you were still naked trying to figure out what outfit to wear -you couldn't just listen to it, so then you started to dance -youbwere swaying your hips, running your hands in your hair, and twirling around while giggling at how stupid you were -halfway through the song you gave up since you got tired -you looked right at your doorway and there was your best friend brendon right at 7:00pm staring at you -homeboy was blushing with his jaw on the ground -he knew he shouldn't have watched, but he couldn't look away -"BRENDON BOYD URIE! HOLY FUCK TURN AROUND!" -"i-i'm so so so sorry! i just- um it's 7:00pm!" -he quickly closed the door with his eye tightly shut -you felt more than embarrassed and self conscious now -brendon on the other hand was trying to figure out how to hide his erection thanks to you dancing completely naked -you were silently freaking out as you put on a random top and ripped jeans -how was this going to affect your friendship? -hell how was it going to affect the way you act around brendon? -YOU'VE LOVED HIM FOR LIKE SEVEN YEARS -while brendon was pacing around how he was going to act around you a girl who had his heart for nine years -"hey bren." -"h-hey y/n." -you two awkwardly kinda just stand there -"if it makes you feel better i'll walk around butt naked while singing and dancing to sinatra!" -you start giggling making brendon's heart soar -"god no brendon! that would be bad! let's just watch the movie." -"alrighty, but be aware that may happen when i'm drunk. and this changes nothing between us y/n. we're just going to be best friends!" -there was that word again: friends -you didn't want to just be friends, you wanted more (and so did brendon) -so you wrap your arms around brendon tightly -at first he stiffened but when you snuggled your head into the crook of his neck he relaxed and rubbed your back before kissing your forehead making you internally scream -"alright we might be late to the movie, urie! let's go!" -you grab his hand, in which he quickly laces his fingers in and you two run out of your house towards his parked car. -when you two both are in the car brendon places a hand on top of your thigh -little did you know that in his head he was thinking: "oh shit she might think i'm weird!" "what if i'm crossing a line!" "what if y/n dumps me... well as a friend?" "oh god but she's so pretty and she makes me happy and-" -you place a hand on his thigh and smile up to him -"you do have a beautiful body, y/n." -let's face it: brendon and you are just soulmate

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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: three days ago thomas stanley holland, a man who i USED to stan, tweeted "bye bye hair". harrison fucking responded to the tweet with an cheeky ass emoji. he knew that little shit he knew but he's holding out on us just like tom is. so tom's hair, the hair i love, the locks, the curls, the softness, is gone. next harrison is back at it again with instagram posts, this one with them riding horses but toms head is covered by a helmet. covered by a helmet. these boys, before we even truly knew it, were setting us up for cardiac arrest. so for three days we were left in the dark. then out of the blue we see tom with a hoodie covering his head strolling the streets in montreal with a laughing harrison beside him. we cannot see the hair. not one bit. THE LITTLE SHIT is specifically is pulling down his hood so we cannot see what he fucking did to his hair. AND THEN he posts another instagram story saying "guys it's not as bad as you think. i actually think it looks really good. i think you'll like it but i'm going to save it for an actual picture to show you." with harrison 'legit devil on the shoulder' osterfield smirking over his shoulder. these two boys are fucking teases and they know it. BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE! Oh no. Tom then posts a photo on his instagram. throwback to my curls + tash. bitch, we all know you cut your hair. STOP TEASING US FOR FUCKS SAKE. we should've seen this coming. we should've listened to anthony mackie, he knew and we all should've listened. tom is a little asshole. so is harrison. i hate him. i hate them both. they can both CHOKE!
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Request: Can you do a fic where the (fem) reader is a lifeguard and brendon starts “drowning” when he’s pretending to to get her attention and yeah you can do whatever you want with that ehdjnfnj ily and ur writing ur so good!!!

A/n: Thank you for the compliment and the request! Here’s what I came up with for ya!

Brendon spots you the moment he walks in. He leans over to Dallon as they walk to a pair of open chairs.

“Hot lifeguard,” He murmured.

“Already saw,” Dallon agreed with a smile.

They sat down and started pulling off their clothes. Brendon made exaggerated movements, making sure you have a good angle to admire him.

You had already noticed him come in with his [also very attractive] friend. With your sunglasses on, you kept your head pointed in one direction while your eyes could watch him. He pulled off his shirt and revealed a gorgeous sleeve and tattoos scattered about, with a body to match.

You realized you should probably actually pay attention to your job. Guarding lives was pretty important, after all. You watched as kids swam around and jumped off the diving board, while adults floated peacefully in the pool.

You see the two guys entering the pool, looking so awkward as they made it up to their waist in the cold water. They were just like the kids, holding their arms all contorted above the surface, tip toeing further in despite the chill. You smile to yourself.

“Do you think she was looking at us?” Brendon asked excitedly.

“I don’t know Brendon, she has sunglasses on!” Dallon replied, pointing out the obvious to Brendon. Brendon pouted.

“Easy for you to say!” Brendon countered, “You’re married!”

“Brendon,” Dallon started.

“I’m all alone!” Brendon joked melodramatically. Dallon laughed.

“Can we just swim please?” Dallon asked.

You glanced over and the two guys talking. The hot guy looked like quite a character and his taller counterpart was laughing. A minute later you glance back toward them and the hot one is looking at you. You continued to look in the different direction, trying to look serious yet cute.

It was hard to look attractive in a visor and a one piece, sitting with a fanny pack on and a giant glorified noodle in your lap.

“Diving board,” Brendon declared.

“Please don’t,” Dallon rolled his eyes.

“Oh I will,” Brendon replied. He climbed out of the pool and shook out his hair as he made his way to the diving board.

You notice the hot guy climbing up the ladder to get out of the pool. He flips his hair and water flies off of it like in a fucking photo shoot. He runs his finger through the dark locks, slicking them back. How are you supposed to stay focused when a ridiculously attractive guy is out here wreaking havoc in your ovaries like this?! You go back to surveying the swimmers.

Brendon stepped up onto the diving board and shuffled out to the end. He had no idea how to dive, so he couldn’t get your attention with skill. He decided it would be best to use comedy. It was time for a butt bounce.

He jumped as high as he could, then came back down onto the board on his butt. What he didn’t expect was hitting his head as he slid past the board. The world went black.

The diving board made a horrifically alarming noise as it flung him into the water.

You immediately look to the deep end. It sounded like someone had fallen or smacked the board on the way in. You see a shadow in the pool and wait a moment for it to surface. It doesn’t.

“Brendon!” Dallon shouts as he swims frantically toward him.

Oh shit, was it hot guy?!

Regardless, your training magically kicked in. You blew your whistle long and hard as you ripped off your visor and sunglasses, jumping off of your platform. You asserted to an onlooker to call 911. You dove in and quickly reached him, putting his hands above his head and pulling. You shoot to the surface.

Dallon scrambles out of the pool, completely horrified.

You float him with your noodle, still holding his hands together above his head, just like they taught you in class. You notice a small amount of blood diffusing in the water and you see it’s coming from the back of his head. You back pedal to the edge of the pool and his tall friend was there standing on the cement. The man who works the concession stand had evacuated the pool and had all the patrons leave the area. Thank god.

“I need you to keep his arms together like that and support his head as best as you can,” You directed the friend. Despite the anxiety in his eyes, Dallon obeyed and pulled him out of the water with your assistance.

You were on the kneeling next to him in no time. Dallon is a nervous wreck, overwhelmed by how quickly their fun afternoon at the pool has become a life or death situation.

You lean over to check Brendon’s breathing while pressing two fingers to his neck to check for a pulse.

“Got a pulse, no breathing,” You say to no one in particular. Dallon begins to panic but tries his best to hold it together. You are reaching for the mask attached to your hip. “I need you to sit behind him and place a hand on both sides of his head and keep it still,” You direct the tall friend calmly. He nods and quickly does as he’s told.

UM THIS WAS HELLA AMAZING

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

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ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

I can never not reblog this

I rebloged these like 5 times

The thousand yard stare with the helmet is my favorite

i have no words

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being ryden's child; part one

child: *starts strumming guitar*
brendon: hey sweetie what are you doing?
child: just trying to make a song, wanna hear?
brendon: *nods*
child: *unintentionally plays the intro to northern downpour*
brendon: GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE
child: do you want me to close the goddamn door too?
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