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Peaky Blinders shitposts and assorted thoughts

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djungelskogjamjam

New ask meme:

Tell me what type of energy I radiate. This can be anywhere from big dick energy to forest god energy

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@tommy-shelbys-haircut you radiate the exact energy implied from your avatar: Chaotic. Just chaotic and Russian

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tommy-shelbys-haircut

Hhhhh this is the funniest possible answer I could get thank u

#im not even russian hh#BUT i do speak some russian and my sort of gf is russian so??#tatiana kin?
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hemmosauce
everyone: why do you put up with alfie????????? like why???????
tommy: 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🍆💁🏻‍♀️🍆💁🏻‍♀️🍆💁🏻‍♀️🍆💁🏻‍♀️🍆💁🏻‍♀️🍆🍆💁🏻‍♀️👌🏽💁🏻‍♀️👌🏽💁🏻‍♀️👌🏽💁🏻‍♀️🍆👌🏽💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️👌🏽💁🏻‍♀️🍆
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whentommymetalfie

arthur, watching alfie staring contemplatively out of a window for several minutes: what’s he thinkin about, tom?

tommy, who already went through the five stages of grief SEVERAL times since 7 am: the funny fat squirrel he saw getting stuck in a trash can at the park last fall

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deadendtracks

arthur and john: politely fail to comment on the totally obvious strangulation marks on Tommy’s neck after his night with Tatiana, but exchange LOOKS behind his back later

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threwtheminthecut
Alfie: I like your suit.
Tommy: Thanks, it was 50% off.
Alfie: I’d like it 100% off.
Tommy: The store can’t just give out free stuff.
Alfie: No, that’s not what I m-
Tommy: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Alfie.
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Also real talk is this not the MOST Tatiana and tommy interaction AND I’d like to emphasize that this girl is even russian

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2nd base is asking if the person you’re flirting with is suffering point blank

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