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THE HUNTER.

@chozopriimed / chozopriimed.tumblr.com

Indie RP blog for Samus from the Metroid series.
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ooc;; So I’m no longer mad about Other M’s existence. I’m not.

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ooc;; Because Dread wouldn’t be nearly as much of the Greatest Fucking Game Ever if it wasn’g going out of its way to shit on everything Other M did wrong (which is everything).

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#im probably gonna be moving sammy soon so don't expect anything here but DREAD IS THE BEST#DREAD IS THE BEST DREAD IS THE BEST DREAD IS THE FUCKING BESSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!#FUCK OTHER M AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR#AND I CAN SAY THAT!! BECAUSE /DREAD AGREES/#yall metroid is not only saved it might honest to god be BETTER THAN ITS EVER BEEN#I"M SO FUCKING HAPPY A METROID GAME FINALLY WROTE SAMUS BETTER THAN I DO#DREAD WINS. LIFE IS GOOD. SOMARI IS WINNING
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Anonymous asked:

by the way, considering smash. i feel like if samus found out this kid that isn't old enough to have a driver's license was bragging about seducing his teacher, she'd take a trip to japan to beat the shit out of her for not only screwing a minor but also screwing one of her students. and then she'd probably yell at joker for a month about being too young for any of that.

anon, I understand, but please don't fault Joker for shitty writing

if you wouldn't fault Samus for Other M don't fault Joker for the fact Atlus sucks

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains. // OOC.#JOKER!! IS!!! A GOOD BOY!!!#he would never cheat or go after older women!!#as (unfortunately) a big persona 5 fan i can say this confidently
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Anonymous asked:

the gravity suit is in other m. the gravity suit is a big purple light that gets put on samus's model while she's its active. the stated reason for them deciding against going with the traditional appearance of the gravity suit was that it would look silly in cutscenes. this implies that any of samus's suits can be taken seriously.

hey I was aware of the stupid purple glow shit but that's genuinely the worst explanation I've ever heard for why, the Gravity Suit's design fucking rules

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#first they deprived of us the Huge Shoulders and now they think the GRAVITY SUIT can't be taken seriously???#but the fucking purple jojo aura was Cool??? hello????#other m is a fucking disaster man
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Anonymous asked:

this blog alternates between being a samus roleplay blog and entirely justified complaints about the metroid community. i appreciate this. about the only thing i'd fight you on is other m's gameplay being kinda ok in a vacuum removed from other metroid games.

I mean hey I'll be completely fair and say I've never played Other M, I have no idea if its gameplay is good

still a bad fuckin game tho

#ooc.#anytime i'm writing for something where the fandom is fucking garbage complaining about it honestly the other half of why i'm in it#if i hate a fandom i want the WORLD to know it and the metroid 'fandom' is a horny CESS POOL#of people who don't even care about the games and wanna drool over Sexy Zero Suit Lady#and other m fans. same thing#SAMUS IS HONESTLY REALLY HARD TO WRITE SO MY IC CONTENT IS. SCARCE. BUT I'LL COMPLAIN ALL DAY
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Anonymous asked:

you ever think about the curious parallel between ridley killing samus's's parents and samus killing ridley's kid?

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first off, ridley does not have a kid what are you talking about and secondly Anon, I'm sure you mean well but this is not what a parallel is

#ooc.#???????#OKAY EVEN ASSUMING THAT WE COUNT THE RIDLELY DNA CLONE AS HIS KID..... HUH???#SHE WAS TAKING DOWN A KILLER BEAST. AND NOT DOING SO IN FRONT OF ITS PARENTS AT THAT#this ask is whatever like i'm not gonna die on the hill that has me defending Other M samus but this is such a. WEIRD take#there's? not? a parallel here??? i'm so lost
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ooc;; Hey so I learned a little bit about the absolute disaster that is Metroid Other M’s localization job and like, the game would still not be Great either way but like

ooc;; jesus christ

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#subs in the front localization in the back holy FUCK??#uprising really is NoA's only W huh#this is NOT perfect this is still NOT a good metroid game but oh my fuck this kind of thing is SO MUCH BETTER#just the fact samus gets pissed about being treated differently instead of WANTING to be treated like An Girl#is so much better#i can't stress enough that i still Will Not respect Other M in any capacity but man english writing really turned#a pretty mid and ill-considered attempt at giving metroid with a narrative into one of the worst games ever made#and to think the game we got still has people who are willing to defend it. call it even DECENT lmao#HATING OTHER M IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF METROID HYPE SO THIS POST IS FINE#anyways fuck other m
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EVERYONE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

METROID DREAD IS REAL

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#WHAT HTE FUCK IM??????? YELLING??????#LIKE HONESTLY I FIGURED WE WERE GONNA GET ANOTHER 2D METROID BEFORE PRIME 4 BUT I NEVER#N E V E R#EXPECTED THIS???? HOLY FUCK#AND IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#MAKING IT PRETTY MUCH A HORROR GAME /AND ACTUALLY CONTINUING FROM FUSION/#AND CONFIRMING THERE'S AN EXPLICIT STORY TO GO WITH IT IS JUST.......... FUCK#NINTENDO WON WITH THIS ALONE OH MY G O D I'M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT ANOTHER YEAR OF NO KID ICARUS HOOOOOOOOGH
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